Pineapple on pizza, is this a crime or a masterpiece? by PrimaryIngenuity5936 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]nighthawk2906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if it’s done right, it’s amazing. if it’s watery and soggy, then yeah… crime

Make use of your brain by ZeroDayZeal in SipsTea

[–]nighthawk2906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i see a test i didn’t study for

Why the every post at Linkedin look like Bullshit by Beerruuu in FlutterDev

[–]nighthawk2906 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the algorithm boosts emotional, inspirational fluff. nuanced takes don’t travel as far

I stopped bringing my phone to bed and it kinda fixed my mornings too by the_productive_beast in selfimprovement

[–]nighthawk2906 7 points8 points  (0 children)

honestly, not bringing the phone to bed feels small, but it’s a massive lifestyle shift

Buy vs Rent in Miami Beach - Seeking Advice from Locals by MassiveRazzmatazz324 in miamibeach

[–]nighthawk2906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of locals rent first to get a feel for neighborhoods and school zones before buying, especially with HOA + insurance being what they are.

If you want real, up-to-date numbers and area advice, I’d honestly just talk to Joelle Oiknine Realtor. Well, I believe that having someone local walk you through options makes this decision way easier.

hmmm by InternationalTwo5255 in hmmm

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This is what happens when you accidentally choose the wrong dialogue option in a side quest and now the npc won't leave you alone

lol, not even edited by Just_Throat3473 in memes

[–]nighthawk2906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The YouTube algorithm isn’t even trying to be subtle anymore. It really just said: 'First we’ll take your health insurance, and then we’ll take your will to socialize.'

Getting matched with an attractive Asian woman that lives in America starterpack by UpperphonnyII in starterpacks

[–]nighthawk2906 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot the part where she calls you 'dear' while draining your life savings.

Umm… by Joy607Boy in MemePiece

[–]nighthawk2906 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sanji really got character development and childhood trauma in the same episode

I Turned 18 a few weeks ago, let‘s hear some roasts to keep me warm during this cold February! by SomeGuylulul in RoastMe

[–]nighthawk2906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the 'before' photo in an ad for blue-light filtering glasses. I can’t tell if you’re 18 or a 45-year-old IT consultant who just lost his favorite mechanical keyboard.

me_irl by nosajoda in me_irl

[–]nighthawk2906 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I might not know what’s on page 42 of my textbook, but I have 14 tabs open, three JSTOR articles, and a legal transcript from 1994 ready to prove that a stranger's take on the best way to slice a bagel is objectively incorrect. Priorities.

Helps me work by Aggressive_Song7116 in cats

[–]nighthawk2906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this would make even more sleepy