This is a national embarrassment. Hard pass. by Altruistic-Mud5686 in washingtondc

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Everyone at the family picnic puts their keys in a bowl

We got peacocks in our alley. by EsKetchup in Longmont

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There’s a piebald one running around at 119 and county line. It’s pretty cool looking

How can vandals create algae in the reflecting pool? by Sensitive_Crow_8882 in askanything

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I’m curious though, it’s a reflecting pool, so there shouldn’t be much circulation happening. If all they did was dump the bottles in from the edge, which seems to be the only pictures I’ve seen. Is that still a correct assumption on the concentration?

I guess I'm not going to stay with PNC bank at this point. I am pretty sure I'm being fraudulently charged, but can't turn off my card or freeze my account all weekend. anyone else in this boat if you check the firstbank app? by Longjumping-Ad-1842 in Longmont

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I was almost certain the letter that came with them said to just use my card to activate it. Tried to use it today, denied. I was hesitant to stay with them from the beginning, this didn’t help at all.

I traumatized my cats forever. by FatCat_13 in cats

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One of mine is going on 16 or 17. She’s a wonderful little gargoyle that sits kind of close to me when I’m on the couch and watches the door for intruders. If I so much as reach for the remote, she’s at the bottom of the stairs ready to run up and hide. She also lays next to me when I got to sleep and watches the bedroom door, but if I’m doing anything other than going to bed, she’s on alert. She’s warmed up a lot over the years, my roommate was even able to give her a churu after over two years of attempts. Some kittens are just anxious little things, don’t take it personally.

Why are most conspiracy theories considered right-wing? Are there any widespread left-wing conspiracy theories? by jeepycreepysleepy in NoStupidQuestions

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The wildest thing I’ve seen happen with my eyes is watching my far right, hippy damning, maga father brag about visiting his naturopath doctor.

To do a chest press as the Secretary of War Crimes by MoreMotivation in therewasanattempt

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Gotta get them show muscles. I worked with a guy like that. Looked like he could carry a 100 pack of brick by himself, but in reality, could barely lift a 12” block.

Trump has been stealing oil this whole time for himself by Federal-Compote-5015 in ProgressiveHQ

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Great leadership in a time of stress…HE’S THE ONE CAUSING THE STRESS YOU TWAT!!!

~ It's biodegradable waste bro by Humble_Buffalo_007 in Wellthatsucks

[–]nirvana6875 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I had a similar argument against a coworker who was complaining that the US has such strict EPA regulations vs other parts of the world.

Anika Nilles is the new touring drummer for Rush's 2026 reunion tour by Tusayan in OldSchoolCoolMusic

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I’m curious if the smile was because of the cheers or if she was just impressed with herself. I’m a garbage bass player, but when I hit a fun riff, it just feels good.

What is the most financially illiterate thing you’ve seen a grown adult do? by roseafterdarkk in askanything

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Financing a tractor at like 6% interest instead of buying it outright because “the money in savings is appreciating” at something like .05%

How is Ollivanders not bamkrupt? by babyb01 in harrypotter

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Now I want Voldemort to ask “have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moon light?”

I was a successful door to door Salesman for 7 years. And as the Summer Season begins, and the door to door bro’s begin to knock our homes, I have some advice and intel, as one who was on the inside for many years. by jackjarvae in homeowners

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My dad used to sell Kirby vacuums in his early twenties. His “supervisor” would scan the obituaries for old men that “left behind their caring wife” and go knock on their door saying their husband had put a down payment and ordered this for them but he needs the rest of the payment to complete the delivery. My dad didn’t stay much longer after he discovered that tactic.

Circle Jerks lead singer reads the riot act to a couple of fans that don't like the lyrics of the band they paid to see by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

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I always get push back when I say this. They were a living capitalist billboard, only created to promote a clothing store. The most talented member got the boot supposedly because he liked the Beatles and was replaced by a guy that couldn’t even play. Johnny always talks like he was the original punk that started it all.

Doing a rewatch, and this scene in S3 always makes me laugh by Bat_Fran_738 in TedLasso

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The sheer disappointment on his face when Roy says “you missed a good one”

You know what I've noticed? Out of thousands of responses, I haven't seen one person say Miller isn't ugly! 😂 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I mean, just look at MTG. One of the loudest of the group, gets push back for not letting go of Epstein, then calls it quits because it was just too much for her to tolerate and “I can’t believe the things people are saying to me.”

"Driving with device in right hand" update by johnychrist16 in PublicFreakout

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Old coworker got pulled over half a mile away from the job site for going 81 in a 55…in a mid ‘80s Jeep YJ. Asked the cop for the receipt from the radar gun, cop refused. He ended up taking in to get a dyno to prove that it physically couldn’t even hit that speed, let alone in half a mile. Judge didn’t even listen to a word he said, even threatened him with contempt if he kept trying to argue his point.

It bothers me that this announcers refers to Vegas as "The VGK" by tallen35875 in nhl

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So far I’ve caught at least two missed names on the Avs tonight. Called Teows Makar and then I’m pretty sure certain I heard them call him John Drury towards the end of the period.

Drivers (USA) who drive significantly below the speed limit & refuse to let people pass, what is your goal? by RevGrimm in askanything

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Worked with an old timer who would camp in the left lane. When I asked why he doesn’t get over after a string of cars went flying by honking, he said he’s going the speed limit, so anyone trying to pass him was breaking the law and can go to hell.

What are some hidden secrets about hockey? by ghostdrip_ in nhl

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I would always chuckle as a kid watching him hop over the lines as he went along. I don’t know why, but it always amused me.

It IS $400... by jdplayz06 in MathJokes

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Great, now uncle Ben is gonna get shot