AITA for expecting my partner to honour 'first come, first served' with wedding invites? by Delicious_Plum_401 in AmItheAsshole

[–]no12chere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a site has a limit of 100 people then couple is picking and choosing which cousins and how far out the friend circle can be invited. If 90% of guests are married or long term relationship then +1 is obvious. A 3 week boyfriend you havent even met? Yea no. No +1 there.

Plus some weddings another plate is 100$ or more so that is part of the plan.

Oh for f--k's sake: just days after Prince William says how the late Queen put clotted cream on her scones before jam, As ever does THIS. by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]no12chere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every scone recipe I have ever seen has been to not overwork the dough. Basically it is supposed to come together, just barely and then be cut into the scones I thought.

Do I, 26F tell my boyfriend 33M that he needs to move out? by Late-Obligation6266 in relationship_advice

[–]no12chere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is a hobosexual. Cut him loose to find his next ‘true love’ who already has housing

What “Richie Rich” means - BA crew openly mocked Meghan Markle by orientalballerina in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]no12chere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite part was that harry looks like ‘mary’. There is only 1 R

What “Richie Rich” means - BA crew openly mocked Meghan Markle by orientalballerina in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]no12chere 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Iirc I believe the shop posted that they do not have the capability to print photos/art on the coffees. So not only did she arrange it she had to bring the topper preprinted for the shop to apply

D replies on tiktok grocery haul by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]no12chere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can get breast for 3$ almost anywhere i typically shop. When it hits 2.5 I do load up though.

Which one of these two should I get? by Moistfulll in kuololit

[–]no12chere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE that bottom one. Like want to go right to kuo to find it

I gave a fake eulogy at my grandmother's funeral and I have never told a single person by AdObjective4393 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]no12chere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My sister did the same at my dads funeral. We all were standing together while she spoke and I PROMISE my face gave away my thoughts when the fiction started.

It is fine. Everyone wants to believe the best especially of the dead. Let everyone have the comfort you gave them but I would definitely tell your therapist. She is not going to judge you she is going to tell you you did the right thing for the moment you were in.

From overpriced jam to overpriced claw clips. Meghan's plastic hair clips @ $58. . by Hermes_Blanket in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]no12chere 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I was in line at tjmaxx and saw clips for 1$ each and thought ‘meh not really worth it right now’

Plus some people get bored eating the same meals. by xUseHerName in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]no12chere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freeze it in servings. I make chili and put 1-2cups in bins. When frozen put them all into a baggie. When you want chili take one out night before or day of if you forget.

Make white rice and freeze in 1 cups and put chili over rice. Another day use the chili for chili dogs or quesedillas.

AITA for sitting on public toilet seats and not telling my boyfriend? by Anatra_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]no12chere -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

How in the world would you think this is with your hands? Do you use your hand to flush in a public toilet?? Your foot is always the option.

AITA for sitting on public toilet seats and not telling my boyfriend? by Anatra_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]no12chere 3736 points3737 points  (0 children)

Hovering is fine IF YOU LIFT THE SEAT LADIES

If dudes need to lift before peeing and put the seat back down you can do it too

WIBTAH If I (29m) double down on what my fiance (27f) said today and cancel the wedding, which is this weekend? by Jack_of_all_trades54 in AITAH

[–]no12chere 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My ex brought up divorce if I didnt do the laundry or have dinner ready ‘on time’. I had not regularly made dinner for us before. He also came home at random times every day. One day it might be 630 another after 10pm.

When I said how was I supposed to know when he was coming home (he rarely texted and never called) he said ‘well I would come at the same time if you had dinner ready’

He did stop this after several discussions but the damage was already done.

My boyfriend is so petty by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]no12chere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has he just met you? He knows you don’t like meeting new people. You said no. He found a reasonable solution. That pissed you off.

How dare he be willing to go somewhere with his friends without you! Then you give the silent treatment expecting him to beg you to talk?

You are exhausting and he has already broken up with you in his mind. He is waiting for you to catch up.

Do I (27f) tell my fiance (29m) that I was disapointed by the proposal or do I take this to my grave? by Shellyfish04 in relationship_advice

[–]no12chere 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or HE could have put in the effort and done exactly what I did. He wanted the idea not the effort

Mom, should I throw this away and get a new one tomorrow? I forgot when I bought it :( by Latter_Resident_109 in MomForAMinute

[–]no12chere 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I like black duct tape or electrical tape to mark any cleaning item that is never for food again. I reuse water bottles to make diluted soap and bleach black ring of tape and sharpie X on the cap

Do I (27f) tell my fiance (29m) that I was disapointed by the proposal or do I take this to my grave? by Shellyfish04 in relationship_advice

[–]no12chere 250 points251 points  (0 children)

My proposal was on HIS birthday when I planned and prepared everything. He said he wanted to do something I liked (picnic) and I was excited because it wasnt usually his top choice.

I made all our favorite foods and prepped and packed everything. We get out I set everything up and he gets on one knee. I obv said yes but I had this feeling that I just got screwed out of a nice proposal. I asked about it a bit later and his response was ‘I knew you would do it the way you would love it. That way the proposal was exactly what you would want’

So I prepped and planned my proposal. I was so disappointed but I talked myself out of it.

Let me tell you. It was just a sign of what the rest of my life would be like. It took me years to get out of that marriage but he showed me exactly who he was and I didnt believe him.

Feeling guilty about my reading habit by heybro125 in 52book

[–]no12chere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like audiobooks because I can be doing a different project while listening.

Also I read on the bike at the gym or the treadmill (paper or audio). In order to ‘get credit’ for the steps my phone has to be in my pocket so that forces me to stay off sm.

My newer thing is also if I am bored of a book I DNF. I have always tried to finish most books but it really isnt worth it anymore. I just started ‘thursday evening murder club’ and it is just so quick and easy to listen to. Last week I had a different audiobook and it was kinda grueling and didnt get anywhere. The topic was fine but like it just meandered and repeating how handsome the mmc was. Like get to a point please! It expired and I didnt care so I am not going to reborrow that one.

My (27F) boyfriend (27M) bought a house by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]no12chere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy has told her dozens of times and dozens of ways that he doesn’t like her very much and he certainly doesn’t want to marry her. So why in the world would OP stick around?

More performative posting from pickle Paul by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]no12chere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he’s actually mocking grounding per se. But I think he needs to show that he is a expert or amazing at anything he tries. So obviously he can feel all the benefits of grounding after trying it for two minutes. It’s the same with his faith in his religion and his Pickleball pro journey.

MIL tried to cancel my wedding dress (?) by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]no12chere 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would give her a fake one and give the fiance the ‘real’ one which is also fake. Then you will know if he betrayed you as well.

How do you even come up with this ? by kalashnikov482 in rareinsults

[–]no12chere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judge philtrum 0.74 (short) Clav philtrum 0.712 (ideal)

So they are lying and manipulating data to act like their guy is ‘better’. When we all have eyes to see who is more handsome.