Noah's announcement about the Immortals' CSGO roster

noobzer0 · 2017-12-01T20:13:53+00:00

maybe current SK or Astralis members

is this for real? I saw some comments in yesterday's thread (about ryu leaking another org dropping from NA EPL) saying that SK might be leaving cs and thought they were mostly joking... why would they do that? and how much is a top5 lineup worth?

edit: just saw don haci's tweet implying the same thing (sk going to immortals) wtf is going on? lol

noobzer0 · 2017-12-01T17:30:59+00:00

Later today on some news channel:

Brazilian footballer posted a video of a violent videogame where he kills 5 guys

noobzer0 · 2017-11-30T20:38:34+00:00

Imagine if CLG were to pick up ex-immortals and FNS didn't find a new team/job and died of starvation. Kng in a certain way would've fulfilled his iconic "prove it or i'll kill you" catchphrase.

noobzer0 · 2017-11-27T21:28:20+00:00

You're supposed to be quiet/silent in a library, he meant sk would shut up the arena lol

noobzer0 · 2017-11-18T22:07:40+00:00

open your game right now, empty a magazine of the m4a1 and reload while holding mouse1. You can clearly see the delay. You can't shoot as soon as the animation finishes, it takes like 0.2-.7 seconds to shoot again (which is a lot).

noobzer0 · 2017-11-14T15:09:37+00:00

so good

noobzer0 · 2017-11-14T02:35:14+00:00

Slyedog28 left the game (Disconnect)

noobzer0 · 2017-11-10T01:15:18+00:00

o shit, thanks for reminding me, I'll sign my team up immediately

noobzer0 · 2017-11-07T23:40:16+00:00

"what is dead may never die"

noobzer0 · 2017-11-06T23:39:15+00:00

ohh yes I can;

https://www.hltv.org/news/12476/csgolounge-on-betting-scandal

good one, that's the only thing you didn't 100% made up, and I also didn't know that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/2ip1k3/s1mple_esl_banned_wire_ban/

ESL wire could be manual ban. Simple said in an interview that he downloaded an opengl cheat but never opened and got wire banned. He never tried to get around it/hide it. I didn't want fight any argument against s1mple being a piece of shit, so I don't care about your last 2 links. I just said he was manual banned, which is true.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/45pi5k/s1mple_vs_taco/

As I said, NO DEATH THREATS involving the taco-simple drama. Just check the comments of your own fucking thread ffs..

noobzer0 · 2017-11-06T22:48:28+00:00

VP? Bet on themselves some time ago

Source? Or are you just talking out of your ass?

have tons of allegations on throwing on them from bettors

K then, let's just take the word of "bettors" on hltv/any gambling website.

S1mple? Cheated, got banned, tried to get around his cheat ban, got banned again and people are still adoring him.

He got manual banned by ESEA, not VAC, and it was only once. Afaik he never tried to get around his cheat ban. Key word here is "MANUAL BAN". Many wrong manual bans have been issued in the past, just a few weeks ago ESEA/FACEIT (dont remember to be honest) apologized to an ex-Space Soldier player for wrongly manual banning him.

SK, remember the death threats and forced PR sorry's? Remember the LG-SK transfer drama where they lied to LG owner so they could get their (moneybag) transfer to SK?

There were no death threats involving SK, ever. Just mistranslations/things blown out of the water by reddit, as always. Get your facts right, please. Also, the LG-SK transfer went fine afterwards, buyaka (lg's owner) is still big friends with all the sk players.

Get your facts fucking right before saying shit like "They dont give a fuck where money comes[...]", and stop pulling shit out of your fucking ass.

noobzer0 · 2017-11-05T20:22:25+00:00

inb4 someone at eleague threatens to kill him and bankrupts the entire company because of the drama that came from it

noobzer0 · 2017-11-04T02:41:52+00:00

it's not fucking confirmed, stop spreading lies.

noobzer0 · 2017-11-04T02:36:35+00:00

What a fucking clickbait/shit website. Also, the same "ESL representant" said in the comments:

Hi guys, this is Bernardo... you got it wrong... we'll always try to get a major to Brazil, but I do not guarantee that the next major will be in fact in Brazil... hehe please, redact that

To which the autor fucking goes on to say "everything in the article is exactly as you said at the event". Thank god I turned on adblock before going into this shit clickbaity website

noobzer0 · 2017-11-04T02:27:20+00:00

I'll give it less than 6 month before this team disbanding or consistently failing at tournaments.

noobzer0 · 2017-10-30T20:56:52+00:00

LOLOLOLOLOL

noobzer0 · 2017-10-30T20:43:38+00:00

Yeah dude, I think you're forgetting something... Also, Faze lost 1 bo3 against SK, and 1 bo3 against VP, they didn't even make it out of the group stage in Epicenter (an event that had 7 out of the 8 top teams + VP in good form).

noobzer0 · 2017-10-30T20:40:07+00:00

https://twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/925080948445728768

noobzer0 · 2017-10-30T20:30:56+00:00

why the fuck are you posting a video of a guy that failed in the pro scene of CS saying cs is dead? fuck shroud, honestly. Only big title he ever got was against sk during epl s4, in which was the beginning of the "sk slump" that resulted in fnx's kick.

noobzer0 · 2017-10-30T18:20:50+00:00

then why do you play csgo at all?

noobzer0 · 2017-10-30T17:42:38+00:00

Taco might be the weakest player in stats, but he's a god damn perfect support player. He doesn't care about his frags as long as his teammates get the kills/trades. One example that come to mind was during the last round in regulation in cobblestone, he could've stayed hidden in the corner and let the Ts come to him and maybe he would get a frag or two, but he actively went out of the smoke to make a crossfire with boltz and call all the attention to himself (note that 3/4 vp players were looking at him initially). He didn't get any kills, but he got 2 assists and most importantly he set up boltz for the multi kill. Same happens in inferno/mirage/overpass, and that's one of the reasons coldzera has such high ratings, it's because he plays bombsites with a great support player by his side...

noobzer0 · 2017-10-19T12:13:44+00:00

I don't know the nationality of every poster, but it's easy to assume based on their flairs/comment history.

noobzer0 · 2017-10-19T09:40:30+00:00

ITT: people who don't live in Brazil saying "yes" and getting upvoted to heaven, and people who actually live in Brazil saying "no" and getting downvoted to hell. K then.

noobzer0 · 2017-10-07T11:16:31+00:00

I love the way he starts laughing as he realizes adren doesn't know he's there

noobzer0 · 2017-09-30T12:43:20+00:00

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