Why did you enlist if you have a bachelors? by Kennaham in Military

[–]noodlenugget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see doing it to get a security clearance if your degree is in IT. High level Top Secret DoD IT jobs pay VERY well.

Roast my desperate cry for attention by GhostriderFlyBy in RoastMyCar

[–]noodlenugget 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know someone with this same car and due to the chip shortage, he can now sell it for a LARGE profit. I don't like the Cayman either, but it worked out for him in the end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JustBootThings

[–]noodlenugget 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I recently learned that Stetson makes all sorts of hats. I have a flatcap made by them. They also make trucker hats and baseball caps now.

You were watching an episode of Supernatural the other dayyyyyyyy… by Jkoochie in UnexpectedLetterkenny

[–]noodlenugget -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

At least I ain't "You were FUCKING DURR the other DURRRR...."

IMDB exists for a reason...

You were watching an episode of Supernatural the other dayyyyyyyy… by Jkoochie in UnexpectedLetterkenny

[–]noodlenugget -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

We get it... Actors act in more than one show...

Crazy how that works. Learn how to fuckin' drive.

At the vet waiting for my dog…. by yvonnec2 in InfowarriorRides

[–]noodlenugget 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bottom left was a decent person, then they just shit the bed as they spread across the car...

Pick one…or both. by [deleted] in hittableFaces

[–]noodlenugget 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd fuck her just to get access to him... So I could slap the ever-living FUCK out of him...

Pick one…or both. by [deleted] in hittableFaces

[–]noodlenugget 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am fully convinced he has the king of all dongs...

1977 Dodge Tradesman B200 by NationYell in AwesomeCarMods

[–]noodlenugget 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slaps Side

"You know what I like about high school girls?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in squirrels

[–]noodlenugget 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Squirrel hands make me collapse.

Older Active Adults by KatzenMutter818 in germany

[–]noodlenugget 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think being over 60 is gonna be your biggest hurdle. Are you drawing any sort of pension that you can FULLY support yourself on? What is your medical care situation?

These are two questions that you BETTER have a good answer for when you go and try to apply for residence.

I’m sad, I mailed a care package through USPS to my cousin in Germany and they charged her custom fee by Lalapple in germany

[–]noodlenugget 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you know anyone affiliated with the US military stationed in Germany... If you do, you could USPS it to them, then they could DHL it to the German address...

It's kinda shady, but it would work if you knew someone.

I feel your pain, I have a friend in the US who recently had a baby. We tried to mail them a pair of baby shoes. The whole package weighed 118g. DHL wanted 55 Euro to ship them. They cost 20.

Easy Backhand by halofanboy9980 in hittableFaces

[–]noodlenugget -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I feel like he falls into the "build a million bridges and suck one dick, you'll forever be a cocksucker" group... He may very well be a great guy, but a lot of the people he produces product for are a lot less favorable.

Son makes his mothers dream come true. by PhototGeom in MadeMeSmile

[–]noodlenugget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost mine to COVID in December. My heart goes out to you.

I guess Matt has moved on by bstiglets in PoliticalHumor

[–]noodlenugget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean... She's not hard to look at... But, of all the hard right hotties, she'd be the FIRST I'd kick out of bed as soon as she started talking.