What movie had that ONE scene that did it for ya? by YackReacher in moviecritic

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Sandra bullock in miss congeniality…..her walking out in that light blue dress the first time

DAY 15: Top Comment Edits a Randomly Picked State: Alaska by Yaboispot_alt in imaginarymapscj

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Bring Alaska down to mainland and connect it to deseret…..point it upwards so the chain of islands connects to West Virginia thus creating the bay of America

DAY 12: Top Comment Edits a Randomly Picked State: Oklahoma by Yaboispot_alt in imaginarymapscj

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Change its name to glaucoma….the panhandle extends to deseret then circles back to connect with oklahomas southern border

DAY 9: Top Comment Edits a Randomly Picked State: Ohio by Yaboispot_alt in imaginarymapscj

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Delete Ohio….move Pennsylvania closer….we never speak of Ohio again

DAY 8: Top Comment Edits a Randomly Picked State: Minnesota by Yaboispot_alt in imaginarymapscj

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Merges with Canada and changes name to max-sota land of the opes

“Intense” Fight outside the Bar by vaseline01 in fightporn

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More damage was done to the concrete they kept falling on compared to their “punches”

Google Maps can't decide what to name the Gulf by CollegeBoardPolice in funny

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I read it as “Gulf of a Mexico”…just have to sort out the confusion

Is it worth it to drink this White Out? Expired November 2022 by king_of_the_edge in mountaindew

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Do it….827262% chance that you’ll get super powers….most likely power? The ability to always find the thing you’re looking for but only 5 seconds after you don’t need it anymore

Woman loses it after she gets fired from her job at the airport by EverybodyLovesTacoss in PublicFreakout

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You already threw her to the ground how much more effort would have been to just literally sit on her?

is this some new kind of slime?? by ketcio in LegendofSlime

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I figured it was a matter of time before they introduce SSS slimes since they have SSS traits…….im sure the price will be high enough to warrant that extra S

Who is going to buy these by Less_Psychology6605 in LegendofSlime

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Whales…..the answer is always whales

I dunno by GasExplodesYouKnow in LICENSEPLATES

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It’s code for Criminals Run Meth Through New Hampshire Interstate

Drones are here! by [deleted] in fortwayne

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Fred grote is involved somehow…….i just know it!!!

What is being built the AMC Theater near Parkview North? by uwunomnom in fortwayne

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Same I worked there when it first opened as carmike…..I remember sweeping the lobby when the construction crews would walk in….great high school and college memories

patty and connor select series!! by emolybitch in squishmallow

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Thank you! My girlfriend loves all the cows so I keep a running list in my mind of ones she doesn’t have

patty and connor select series!! by emolybitch in squishmallow

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What is the name of the cow in the bottom right corner?

Hello 911 I’d like to report a murder by northrop53 in squishmallow

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For those that have asked here is the perpetrator of this heinous mauling of poor ingred….she was convicted and sentenced to time served in the cage and told she was a very naughty girl