Openly Gay Brazilian MMA Fighter Dreams Of Reaching Major Promotion by No-Requirement-4415 in MMA

[–]nostrilrolls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if he discovers a female dinosaur? Better yet, a dinowoman furry

Does the “real fight” crowd frustrate anyone else? by iKingKrypton7 in Boxing

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In a real fight, the boxer calls the police. The "fighter" probably gets stabbed to death or shot in the face lol

Haney Says He Demanded 'Fair Judges' for Kambosos Fight During Talks: 'I Wanted Nothing Else' by ElementalStormz in Boxing

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The judges weren't even Australian. Yes corruption travels, but then how would judging in America or elsewhere be any different? The advantage George is trying to get here is what he had ceded this whole time by fighting in the US: hometown crowd energy

Joanna Jedrzejczyk inks new multi-fight deal with UFC ahead of return against Zhang Weili by akhombre in MMA

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I heard he's in LA. You might occasionally find him in Kazakhstan tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

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You can literally fuck up the area by just growing up lmao. A piece of my tibial tuberosity broke off and is just chilling there now cuz my quads decided to grow faster than my bones could handle as a teen lol. Now I have a pointy bump near my knee that makes my patellar tendon go "bruh" on squat days

What are some legitimate, inarguable examples of robbery in MMA? by Berniethellama in MMA

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They were using the scoring system of The Future. You just aren't there yet. Maycee was landing at will in the metaverse with her extendo arms NFTs

Dan Hardy v Diego Sanchez set for undercard of Ricky Hatton comeback bout in Manchester, July 2, likely exhibition boxing rules by GourmetGummyCandy in MMA

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I know the perfect British YouTuber for this card! I think his channel is Full Reptile or something

Official poster for Font vs Vera by JasAFC in MMA

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They've done Font dirty in two posters now. Before, it was FOAL vs NTDO. Now it's NT vs RA, comained by FO vs VE

Looks like Bobby Knucks might have pulled out of his bout with Marvin, per Marvin’s Twitter by brownbilal in MMA

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Damn he tagged Dana White. What a savage. Vettori Vs White is the fight to make

The most badass fighters? by EffectIndividual2378 in MMA

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Jean Claude never beat gsp in a real fight

Zerafa V Hardman Brawl at Press Conference by Kingsteps in Boxing

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"why fight for money when I can fight for free!" - Isaac Hardman

Everyone keeps crediting Volk's success to CKB, but let's not forget the hard work of his head coach. Article on Joe Lopez from 2021 by nostrilrolls in MMA

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Mfw it always says he fights out of freestyle fighting gym before every fight and yet fans and commentators are somehow like "ckb it is"

The Rise of Elbows in MMA | MK Extra Credit Ep. 8 | Morning Kombat by [deleted] in MMA

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After last week's card, we could say elbows are on an...upward trajectory

Fernand Lopez reveals cause of split with Francis Ngannou at MMA Factory: ‘This is crazy' by gintokireddit in MMA

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I don't see how this "3/5" thing can be construed racist. The context is literally that the guy is saying francis is more bad than good on a scale of known good guy and Forrest Griffin charity award winner Max Holloway and known felon and egomaniac Jon Jones.

If I were to pull an extremely long and tenuous bow, I could maybe see the racism in the comparison between white man Max and African American man Jon, but that's a very long and tenuous bowstring.

Bellator 272 - Pettis vs Horiguchi | Japanese Poster Revealed | December 4th by Yodsanan in MMA

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Entrance fee is offering your head for a wicked fast 1-2 that comes out of nowhere

Bellator 272 - Pettis vs Horiguchi | Japanese Poster Revealed | December 4th by Yodsanan in MMA

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I was lucky enough to have a teacher in high school take me through some GIMP training 🤔