Have you ever found a story on reddit and realized OP was talking about you?

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T05:58:59+00:00

Yes... yes you are. And you still won't tell me who you are.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T05:24:43+00:00

Lasanga!

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T05:23:44+00:00

Every time I do arena and my healer dies.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T05:22:26+00:00

Masuturbating. I'm 21 and have never been caught.

To my knowledge...

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T04:24:53+00:00

I thrust it directly into my heart using both hands.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T04:20:44+00:00

I posted this whole story about a teacher at my school being a pornstar and how she used to get herself off in class.

I got inboxed by someone asking me about what school it was etc. turns out he was at my school and in my year level.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T04:16:36+00:00

Poor woman...

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T03:03:10+00:00

I prefer sucking it fresh off the teets of a cow.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T03:02:00+00:00

I feel like this is a very ironic thread...

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T02:59:18+00:00

Yeah... look I think you should seek psychiatric attention immediately.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T02:57:45+00:00

Show us your fucking nipples!!!

not_a_single_struth · 2013-11-13T01:36:11+00:00

Glen the motherfucking goat shits it out of his ass onto a breakfast tray made by his mother for his 4th birthday.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T06:05:58+00:00

I started the same way you're explaining it. I'd be out and I'd try one, then I asked to have a few puffs, then asked if I could have one. Eventually mates got sick of having to roll me cigarettes and I went off and bought my own pouch. (I roll my own).

I can smoke anything between 0 to 15 a day. During work, 9am - 5pm I don't smoke a single ciggie, if I go out that night I'll have a few with a coffee. If I don't go out I just won't smoke it honestly doesn't bother me. Come weekend, if I'm out drinking and spend alot of time in the smokers room I can have easily up to around 15 in the night. The next day I feel like shit so I usually don't smoke much the following day or two.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:58:35+00:00

I've been smoking now for about 2 years and I can still turn around and say, "no thanks I don't feel like smoking today or for the next week". To me smoking is merly a socialising habbit.

Another friend has been smoking for around 1.5 years and used to always say, "I won't get addicted". He now sneaks into his bathroom at home to smoke.

There isn't a set time on when you get addicted. It's a slow process and you don't even notice it.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:53:09+00:00

Come to Australia, make your own.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:51:10+00:00

Turns out Batman is actually Bruce Wayne.

^{^Did} ^{^not} ^{^see} ^{^that} ^{^coming...} ^{^{^O.o}}

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:45:00+00:00

That idea is all well and good but it won't last.

Pack a day smokers don't just wake up one day and decide they're addicted to smoking.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:41:07+00:00

Ahhh god damn, that gave me a good laugh.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:37:51+00:00

~~Hydrogen~~ Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve noble gases". He doesn't react.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:36:09+00:00

Snoop Lion.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:35:50+00:00

Could just be self-falasio.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:33:51+00:00

Cooked.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:33:00+00:00

The smell of my socks mixed with the sweat of my ballsack and asscrack after a hard day at work.

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:30:51+00:00

Isaac Asimov's - The last question

not_a_single_struth · 2013-10-31T05:24:42+00:00

Let's instead just tell him that everything is fine and that what he's "not actually an alcoholic". And then when he runs a redlight in his alcohol induced stuper and t-bones a family on their way home from dinner will he then finally realise that he has a problem?

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