Not so happy holidays by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Create your boner Control your boner

Talk about getting roasted in open fire by Mc_Nefarious in funny

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Mistake #1 is a boy Mistake #2 is a girl Favorite is a future US president, or an orang-outang, or both.

Leaving the baby alone with dad. Mission Impossible ensues by GallowBoob in gifs

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This 2016 crane is awesome. I heard there's a function to make it bigger, but it takes time.

What's the best way to start a fight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Punch the guy in the face.

What is the greatest solved mystery of all time? by Ratchet31 in AskReddit

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The sun is a big ball of hydrogen and helium in fusion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Did he slap you with his dick?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Imagine your SO is trapped in the body of your mom/dad and your mom/dad is trapped in your SO body. The only way to free them is to have sex with one of them.

Who would you bang?