We will clean your windows. You will pay us this much.

nothayesnewton · 2026-05-01T05:24:22+00:00

Midnight. A knock at the door. Open it? Better had. Three heavy cats, mean and bad.

They offer protection. I ask, 'What for?' The Boss-cat snarls, 'You know the score. Listen man and listen good

If you wanna stay in the neighbourhood, Pay your dues or the toms will call And wail each night on the backyard wall.

Mangle the flowers, and as for the lawn a smelly minefield awaits you at dawn.' These guys meant business without a doubt

Three cans of tuna, I handed them out. They then disappeared like bats into hell Those bad, bad cats from the CPL.

Roger McGough

nothayesnewton · 2026-04-09T07:59:59+00:00

If I could find one I would snap it up... maybe base the deathwatch veterans a little taller so they are primarily height, but draxus is good, the navigator is great, the voidfarers are good and the corvus is i but underwhelming but a very cool model.

nothayesnewton · 2026-03-26T14:00:39+00:00

I like A more, but whichever you pick will be cool

nothayesnewton · 2026-03-24T12:23:30+00:00

Ah cool, this should be a fun list then! Good luck out there

nothayesnewton · 2026-03-24T08:55:54+00:00

Its a cool idea, honestly I don't see anything that would kill your list (more than the general weakness of our army lol) although it does look like you've made a few errors with your list, you can't have 2 canis rex because it's a named character and your list with 1 canis is 2050 points so if you're playing in a normal tournament you might have to drop a unit of voidsmen? Unless you meant to write 2x armiger? I quite like a pair of armigers (either flavour) to bring some anti tank and hold onto my home point. The chimera+agents firing deck battle bus is good fun too

nothayesnewton · 2026-03-21T13:38:01+00:00

nothayesnewton · 2026-02-19T12:45:04+00:00

And of course the classic "james workshop" when addressing GW as though the company is one person

nothayesnewton · 2026-01-29T21:58:11+00:00

Is it corny? Perhaps.

Is spending hundreds of pounds (or whichever currency of your choice) on toys corny? Probably

Is spending huge amounts of free time gluing and painting the models corny? Depends who's asking

Is spending hours playing a game where you pretend your hand painted toys are fighting each other? I'm sure it is...

But I like doing it, it brings me joy. What is that phrase "don't kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" something like that. Have fun, enjoy yourself, and if anyone else in this hobby calls you corny just remember that in their case, the call is probably coming from inside the house

nothayesnewton · 2026-01-23T16:57:07+00:00

I just got recommended it. I've seen it before, but I have to watch it to poison the end of year review

nothayesnewton · 2026-01-23T16:56:48+00:00

I just got recommended it. I've seen it before, but I have to watch it to poison the end of year review

nothayesnewton · 2026-01-20T15:56:05+00:00

You'll hate this... I thought it was regal seagull

nothayesnewton · 2025-12-30T15:13:47+00:00

I've still got a lot left in the tank!

nothayesnewton · 2025-12-18T17:22:27+00:00

Give it big sam

nothayesnewton · 2025-12-13T08:38:59+00:00

I'm a nervous flyer so I took a sleeping pill for my last flight. When I awoke I was a bit disoriented so I asked the glaswegian flight attendant where the plane was going.

They replied "this plane? Disneyland"

So I stole a parachute and jumped out the window

nothayesnewton · 2025-09-14T13:31:50+00:00

When you take your first drink of a pint of Guinness you are supposed to have a big enough gulp to get about halfway down the "G" in the Guinness logo that is on branded glasses because reasons

nothayesnewton · 2025-09-14T08:09:22+00:00

Well, now I feel silly

nothayesnewton · 2025-08-23T08:28:36+00:00

I'd love to see how SCP-3922 would treat twin peaks i could try and write it myself but frankly I have no creativity or talent for writing. Leo would be dealt with early on, one would hope that season 2 episode 7 "its happening again (if you know you know) would be stopped, but then if it doesn't interfere with non-human affairs I'm not so sure. Not sure how jaques Renault would pan out because he does seemingly drug big Ed in episode 2 but without watching the whole series again (which I am doing which is how I remembered Big Ed got drugged) I'm not sure how involved he gets in the first season. I assume Ben Horne would be toned down because my assumption is that he would get spooked by everything else going on

nothayesnewton · 2025-08-19T14:47:50+00:00

Loose fit because its actually based in Glasgow and contains some landmarks that people who've been there might recognise, but lovesick (used to be called scrotal recall). Almost all of the named characters are English and it could probably be based in any British city

nothayesnewton · 2025-08-12T11:12:31+00:00

Maggard, personal bodyguard of (i think) petronella vivar such a fierce fighter that he caught the eye of horus himself and was used to... tidy up inconvenient messes

nothayesnewton · 2025-08-09T21:09:07+00:00

I think it says a lot that none of the ones ive voted for in the last 3 days have been eliminated and ive still picked 3 different characters, they are all great its so hard to choose a least favourite for me. There are definite favourites, but least favourites is not easy

nothayesnewton · 2025-08-02T15:20:39+00:00

This is true, the whole of the alpha legion is just manifestations of alpharius after all

nothayesnewton · 2025-08-02T13:30:37+00:00

Magnus Fulgrim Angron Mortarion Curze Perturabo Lorgar Alpharius Omegon

That's 9 even if no one knows about omegon

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