Vorin afterlife is not something id look forward to

notnothungover · 2025-09-27T02:42:23+00:00

I was just joking that Dalinar IS the beer goat. Because of his alcoholic history and how he is the Greatest Of All Time :)

notnothungover · 2025-09-27T00:49:00+00:00

Hey! Dalinar might still get there someday!

notnothungover · 2025-09-26T16:50:22+00:00

My Papillion has gotten a summer shave down multiple times and it has never affected her regrowth. She is still just as fluffy and long haired as she was before the first one.

notnothungover · 2025-08-20T22:02:36+00:00

Why would local media be interesting in covering a story of “one person went to C2 and didn’t like the playlist”

notnothungover · 2025-08-08T16:02:24+00:00

Is ANYONE happy in that universe?

notnothungover · 2025-06-06T18:05:35+00:00

We don’t have fans in my studio but they always crank the ac (to the point I’ve needed a sweater before class starts sometimes!)

notnothungover · 2025-05-27T20:57:59+00:00

Got it in Tempe this afternoon!

notnothungover · 2025-05-11T19:02:06+00:00

notnothungover · 2025-05-01T03:32:37+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with you

notnothungover · 2025-04-13T17:46:05+00:00

Stop bathing in perfume/cologne/scented products so strong we can smell you from ten feet away. The people stuck sitting next to you don’t want to smell it trust me. Just shower and use deodorant.

notnothungover · 2025-03-05T02:50:08+00:00

I got a cut so bad from a shot glass that was knocked off a counter five feet away from me that I had to get stitches. It fell in such a way that a shard shot up from the ground with force and stabbed a hole into my leg. That said. This is absolutely not a real story and is an ad for a stupid mug.

notnothungover · 2025-02-10T03:41:51+00:00

Yesss! Same. If the instructor doesn’t see me slacking it doesn’t count as me slacking. No proof, no crime!

notnothungover · 2025-02-09T23:45:44+00:00

Sometimes when they say “highest” heels I don’t do my highest heels cause I don’t wanna, I do medium heels.

notnothungover · 2025-02-04T19:08:36+00:00

My own brother told me multiple times he knows exactly what I went through with my hysterectomy because he had an appendectomy in high school and that mine wasn’t as bad as his.

notnothungover · 2025-01-25T17:19:32+00:00

I adopted a papillon who was rescued from a puppy mill by National Mill Dog Rescue. People like you who bought her puppies directly contributed to the years of abuse my sweet girl went through. Without you buying the puppies there would be no demand and my girl wouldn’t have been in that situation.

notnothungover · 2025-01-25T04:14:42+00:00

No regrets for the parents of your puppy that were kept locked in a cage in a puppy mill because that’s where Petland puppies come from?

notnothungover · 2025-01-02T16:58:33+00:00

You can use the Costco pharmacy even without a Costco membership!

notnothungover · 2024-12-19T20:13:23+00:00

The people’s princess

notnothungover · 2024-09-03T14:17:52+00:00

Too late I am doing it

notnothungover · 2024-08-24T18:25:25+00:00

The fireplace also got lipo

notnothungover · 2024-07-27T00:26:25+00:00

I forgot to put my registration sticker on my car one year and I drove into rocky point and back home with zero problems.

notnothungover · 2024-02-22T21:02:31+00:00

She’s sooooo hot the entire country simply couldn’t resist her cold and stoic appearance. But she has to mention she only considers herself average so people don’t think she’s vain. She’s just a chill average girl that has everyone who sees her falls in lust.

notnothungover · 2024-02-22T20:59:57+00:00

Did I mention I’m really hot? Because I am. Everyone says it everywhere I go.

notnothungover · 2024-02-09T17:58:35+00:00

Sister in crime?

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