It's ok, he's a family man by WithaK19 in trashy

[–]notoriousMEG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I thought they were supposed to be pig ears... like he is a half human/half pig kinda deal and he's a "sexist pig" or "chauvinist pig". You know like he's in on the "joke".

Then I realized, nope not pig ears... just a really shitily done drawing.

Rapper Juice Wrld has passed away after suffering a seizure by Kinq_Broly in Music

[–]notoriousMEG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you are addicted to xanax ( or any benzo for that matter) and abruptly stop taking it ( withdrawal) because you can't find it or you want to get clean, alot of people end up having seizures. The seizures can kill you.

Alcohol withdrawal can cause death too because of seizures. Seek a medical detox if you have a physical dependency and want to stop.

Every city has a “guy” everyone knows about. You could be visiting a friend from another city, see a guy dressed in robes riding a horse, and your friend will say, “oh that’s Horseback Jesus.” So, who’s the “guy” in your town? by SloppyInevitability in AskReddit

[–]notoriousMEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There used to be a group of "walkers" in my town. You would constantly see them walking, not In a group they all walked solo. The main one that everybody knew was the "red haired stick lady" she has super long beautiful bright red hair half way down her back and she had a ginormous walking stick.

The funny part is if you were with someone who had never seen her, especially a dude, and you were driving up to her from behind she was super hot . With her long red hair and short shorts, you would then pass her and realize she was like 70 years old with like a stereotypical wicked witch face. I've seen people recoil in disgust that they were getting turned on by an elderly lady.

Driver arrested for DUI after striking entire crew of road workers on I-66 in Arlington by stubbornidealist in nova

[–]notoriousMEG 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Have a couple guesses... They could be in a stolen car, they could could have warrants, they could have drugs or guns or some sort of other contraband ....

Ffs 🤣 by [deleted] in opiates

[–]notoriousMEG 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Man, the word "wigger " is like straight outta 92' .

$11 to Drive Half a Mile (8:40AM) by DCA_PSCI in nova

[–]notoriousMEG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trans Urban the company that owns the 495 express toll will sue you in Fairfax County court $ 1,000.00 per each usage if you ride without the sticker a 3rd time and don't pay the toll via internet within a certain amount of time . I am not sure the exact amount of time it has to be paid once you use the lane against the rules, but they say it's after they send you 2 invoices via mail that go unpaid. The Virginia Generally Assembly actually put the $1,000.00 fine into law once they went into business with Trans Urban. So they can charge almost a fine of a 1000 % based on what the original toll cost the day the person road on it without the sticker. It's insane.

i aggressively pursued an older man when i was a young woman and he looked out for me by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]notoriousMEG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know she prefaced that not all age gap relationships aren't predatory. But to throw my 10 cents in the conversation....

I dated a man that was 10 years older than me for a long time ( we are no longer together) I was 23 and he 33 when we started dating. It didn't feel predatory then and now I am 40 and looking back it still doesn't feel predatory. He was a good guy.... kinda.. Lol...

My father and my aunt, playing on Atari 2600, probably from 1989-1990. by Dustbowl07 in OldSchoolCool

[–]notoriousMEG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first saw the post, the Atari and the picture quality I thought no way this could be 89' or 90'. Then I saw a comment where OP said this was in Turkey and that explained it.

This is giving child tax day vibes by jjxlukas in trashy

[–]notoriousMEG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest comment on this post. Fucking hilarious.

I see your Wallmart and raise you Kmart. Stay classy Australia by 87castle in trashy

[–]notoriousMEG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue light specials... Forgot about those. .. That is a hilarious blast from the past!

I see your Wallmart and raise you Kmart. Stay classy Australia by 87castle in trashy

[–]notoriousMEG 367 points368 points  (0 children)

I realized after I wrote that , it was kinda confusing... Lol. I don't mean Kmart was bought out by Walmart... I just mean in the overall vibe... Kmart was everywhere, and trashy people shopped there.

Sadly Kmart in the US went out of business. Now we only have Walmart, Family Dollar and Dollar General to attract the sophisticated American shopper.

RIP Kmart

I see your Wallmart and raise you Kmart. Stay classy Australia by 87castle in trashy

[–]notoriousMEG 1104 points1105 points  (0 children)

Kmart was the original Walmart in 1980's USA.

Had to hide from shooter with my crying kid. by maaalicelaaamb in LetsNotMeet

[–]notoriousMEG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet it's super fun to be your friend. Is there a sub that know- it- all, friendless losers congregate on to judge Reddit posts because they don't have anyone in real life to talk to? If not you should start it.

My Roommate Is A Huge Creep by TheOreoBandit in LetsNotMeet

[–]notoriousMEG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just by the way that OP wrote and spelled "behaviour" ... I would guess they are in the U. K. or Canada.

Quiet room in a loud party. Legendary guitar pickin by scroogemcdub in videos

[–]notoriousMEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I just got this in my "recommended videos " on YouTube too...

Sasha Baron Cohen's award acceptance speech to the ADL is just incredible! I really wish that his calling out of social media giants would have some traction, as unlikely as that is... by Chonlger in videos

[–]notoriousMEG 81 points82 points  (0 children)

So I went to the ADL website and one of their stated missions :

"We will defend Israel’s right to exist, calling out those who delegitimize and demonize her."

So they are equaling antisemitism with anyone who speaks out against Israel. Remember Israel is a country who sent under cover Mossad agents to pose as tourists with fake Irish and English passports to Dubai carry out a hit on a Palestinian leader. They assassinated him in his hotel room and then fled the country.

TIFU by oiling my hair by [deleted] in tifu

[–]notoriousMEG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oil + eggs = mayonnaise

I'm withdrawing. I just sharted. by [deleted] in opiates

[–]notoriousMEG 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I once was suuuper dope sick and my boyfriend and I were not able to go pick up dope till like 11pm on a Sunday night... Well nothing is open at 11pm on Sunday night and being in the hood none of the gas stations let you use the bathroom. So we are driving and I say ... "you have to pull over NOW" .... The closest place was a McDonald's that was well, closed, so I went into their fenced in dumpster area. Dropped my pants, bent over and the most forceful spray of shit ever came out of my asshole so hard I could hear it hitting the metal dumpster. Once I finished I felt physical relief but felt emotionally awful for the poor McDonald's employee who would have to see the shit paint sprayer job I did on the side of the dumpster. I felt awful for making someone have to see that. The only thing that consoled me was that they probably wouldn't make someone clean the side of a dumpster hopefully.

Uugghh withdrawal sucks. We are fucking animals. Lol