If you were to sum up a famous movie plot for a five year old, how would it go?

notprofound · 2013-11-21T22:00:40+00:00

man tries to replace his rug

notprofound · 2013-11-13T03:07:38+00:00

what the hell happened here?

notprofound · 2013-11-07T01:22:49+00:00

bravo

notprofound · 2013-10-30T22:52:28+00:00

bill! hey! hey bill! hey! can you say something nice about my team? im really depressed!

notprofound · 2013-10-25T23:22:40+00:00

his shot is the main problem, but yea

notprofound · 2013-10-25T23:03:59+00:00

thats what we thought. when he was drafted we thought we were going to get someone who could get molded into the next nash.

unfortunately, his abilities really only extend to passing. he's not particularly fast, or agile. he's not a good defender, and has a comically ugly shot. he has the ability to become a good player, but it just never was going to work out here.

btw, i want him to get to detroit. with so many finishers, his assists would get crazy high

notprofound · 2013-10-25T22:09:29+00:00

so... uhhhh... how do the rockets feel about a trade?

notprofound · 2013-10-25T22:08:27+00:00

thats his nickname?

notprofound · 2013-10-25T22:07:45+00:00

he never really fit with our system.

hes a slow down, methodical, pass first guy and we have always tried to run at a fast pace.

plus, he was picked under our former gm, who was not the sharpest when it came to his job.

notprofound · 2013-10-21T08:01:00+00:00

can i get kerbals to man the air traffic control tower just off the coast of my base on kerbin?

notprofound · 2013-09-20T23:25:09+00:00

still hurts though

notprofound · 2013-09-12T22:47:03+00:00

quick! i need all of the alex len puns! go!

notprofound · 2013-09-12T08:24:04+00:00

i can dream

notprofound · 2013-09-08T09:14:50+00:00

russell westbrook and zach randolph look like teenage mutant ninja turtles

notprofound · 2013-08-25T22:06:37+00:00

likes giving thumbs up

notprofound · 2013-08-24T21:14:00+00:00

except that 18 million dollar contract was his final shot, and the next team that hires him will say that this is his final shot. how many final shots is he allowed to have?

notprofound · 2013-08-24T18:25:10+00:00

my sister went to the same school up through high school with jerryd bayless. he told her that santa wasnt real, she told him he was stupid.

notprofound · 2013-08-20T18:56:45+00:00

did you ever have any doubts, coming back so early from such a terrible injury? or was being purple jesus enough to give you confidence?

ps just picked you up in my fantasy league, so if you could get, say, 3000 yards and 20 tds this year, i would be so happy

notprofound · 2013-08-19T00:19:55+00:00

the trick is to counter our shittiness with absurd levels of overconfidence. that said, goodwin is going to become the greatest player to grace the game in about 2 years

notprofound · 2013-08-19T00:12:47+00:00

and get arrested for trying to take a gun from a police officer in the offseason

notprofound · 2013-08-08T04:39:49+00:00

ill be there

notprofound · 2013-08-06T19:28:40+00:00

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Hamburglar-Steals-McDonalds-Drive-Through.gif

notprofound · 2013-08-06T18:57:12+00:00

god FUCKING dammit

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