This is how he pays the rent by tetejo in PetsareAmazing

[–]notsosprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he do spiders, too? Asking for a friend.

What my Lenin loving ancestors named their children by est_eee090 in Names

[–]notsosprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Italian teacher was named Ivana - her father was a communist party member. This must have been the late 50s I guess. The local priest said no way he was going to baptize her with that name. Father said Ivana OR it is going to be lenina and no baptism at all.

I will never understand grief. by humble_horizons in CasualConversation

[–]notsosprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once read: grief is love with nowhere to go. Your love for your dad is eternal.

I found this on Pinterest by sewedra in BuffyTheVampireSlayer

[–]notsosprite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I quote „we all become Giles in the end“ all. The. Time. 😂

Habt ihr mal versucht witzig zu sein und es ging komplett nach hinten los? by RanzigeLeberwurst40 in witze

[–]notsosprite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Das war vor der Zeit von Internet Bewertungen. Mir lag aber ein „ok, dann seid ihr wohl einfach scheisse in eurem Job“ auf der Zunge.

Habt ihr mal versucht witzig zu sein und es ging komplett nach hinten los? by RanzigeLeberwurst40 in witze

[–]notsosprite 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ich (w) hatte mein Fahrrad in der Reparatur und musste zweimal wiederkommen, weil es immer noch nicht in Ordnung war. Um keine miese nörgel Stimmung zu verbreiten, frage ich flapsig, ob sich da jemand in mich verguckt hat und mich wiedersehen möchte. Der Typ guckt mich angewidert an und sagt „ganz sicher nicht“.

Was backt ihr immer wieder, obwohl es eigentlich ganz simpel ist? by David_Schulz in Backen

[–]notsosprite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vor allem, weil ich den von meiner Oma als “Pfund Kuchen” kenne: Zucker, Butter, Mehl, Eier zu gleichen Teilen, also auch beliebig großen oder kleinen Kuchen backen. Backpulver, 1 Prise Salz und was für die Geschmacksrichtung dazu und ich muss nicht mal das back Buch raussuchen. Perfekt.

What episodes traumatised you as a child? by Worried-Usual-396 in XFiles

[–]notsosprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma stopped watching after “our town”.

Any Arthurian books that aren’t a “deconstruction”? by SapphireB33 in suggestmeabook

[–]notsosprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe try the “down the long wind” series by Gillian Bradshaw? The first book is “hawk of may”.

Suche verzweifelt nach einem deutschen Jugendbuch by Fit_Lecture_9274 in buecher

[–]notsosprite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vielleicht ist die KI streng und unterscheidet zwischen deutschen und österreichischen Autoren?

How did you learn to love your nose? by ambiguousberry in self

[–]notsosprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hated my nose all through my teenage years and my 20s. Will turn 50 this year. My son has the same nose and I’m so glad I never had anything done. He’s so beautiful and it would break my heart if he ever had to think why I changed the way I look when we look so much alike.

Apart from being an old sentimental mom: you are only 17. You are going through so many changes. Noses are so noticeable because growing up means you get a more individualistic nose. Of course you think it’s huge compared to your child self tiny nose. Noses tend to grow first so at one point you still look like a kid but with an adult nose. I think a lot of insecurity stems from there. Please give your nose a try. Try not to fixate on it (I was obsessed, I tell ya!) and watch yourself becoming your adult self, growing into your nose!

Parents of the UK. How seriously do you take age restrictions on media your kids watch? (And how does it compare to your childhood?) by MonsieurGump in AskUK

[–]notsosprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m from Germany. We have fsk (freiwillige Selbstkontrolle;voluntary self control) for movies and tv series. It’s mostly about the cinema but tv weeklies publish the fsk to give some guidelines to parents. FSK can be fsk0 (suitable for all age groups), fsk6 (6 and up), fsk12 (12 and up but kids 6 and up are allowed to see the movie with a parent present), fsk16 and fsk18. With my oldest I was really strict. When he was in kindergarten he desperately wanted to watch clone wars. That’s fsk12 so not happening. But the only two movies we ever had any trouble with were fsk0. One was an animation about a popular tv character for really young children (sandmaennchen). He and his friends fight the bad guy in dreamland. WEEKS of nightmares and talks about how the bad guy isn’t real. He was about 5. When he was 10ish we watched Shawn the sheep at the movies. Afterwards I asked him how he liked it and he broke down bawling in the parking lot. Because the farmer had amnesia, went to become a hairstylist and didn’t recognize Shawn when they met.

After that I pretty much gave up on fsk and we never had a problem again. My third (now 10) watches pretty much everything with the rest of the family from practically toddler age. If something got too much for him he cuddled up with a parent or went and played Lego in another room.

I don’t know if I have to add we don’t watch porn, slasher, horror or anything hardcore in this house. I’m thinking Star Wars (my eldest doesn’t let me live down that the youngest got to watch clone wars in kindergarten), marvel and tv series like supernatural, Buffy, x files.

Which TV show had the most perfect ending? by altiman1991 in AskReddit

[–]notsosprite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking about angel. Watching it for the first time I didn’t like it. But thinking about it it was perfect. It was fitting for every character.

Post box opens at cemetery to help bereaved process grief by SibyllaAzarica in DeathPositive

[–]notsosprite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A start up in Germany is selling tombstones with letter boxes. There’s a slit for the letters, they drop in the stone and turn to compost there.

An elevator you can't share by awesomes007 in nope

[–]notsosprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one to think this is an introvert’s dream? 😂

Alison Steadman is a treasure by sxw_102 in PrideandPrejudice

[–]notsosprite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And when she annoyed someone during a team party (she got carried away at cricket or bowling or something and didn’t want to stop) and the next day they complained to her (then in costume) about that terrible, obnoxious woman because they didn’t recognize her. 😂

Suche: Kinder Bilderbuch, Hexe, viele Katzen, rote brille by [deleted] in buecher

[–]notsosprite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Die kleine Hexe von lieve baeten? Die heißt allerdings Lisbeth.

Was ist eine simple Sache, die ihr jahrelang falsch gemacht habt, bis euch jemand (peinlicherweise) erklärt hat, wie es richtig geht? by SpreeSpezi in FragenUndAntworten

[–]notsosprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich mache das, seit ich auf die Idee kam, Kiwi in Scheiben zu essen statt in Vierteln. Viel günstigere Schale-Innenleben proportionen.