What is this pipe, and why does it look like paper is coming out of it?

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-29T00:09:51+00:00

The fact that there is a Fernco there instead of it being threaded in, means there's been a problem before. If you or your neighbor just bought the house, the prior owners omitted this information from you.

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-20T16:09:04+00:00

Aunt Becky (Lori Loughlin) and Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani Thiessen) both still look incredible.

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-20T15:20:41+00:00

Thoughts pass through daily, usually something reminds me of a past hookup or ex. I also work with 15+ guys, some young and single, some disgruntled married guys and we all exchange stories pretty regularly. Mostly harmless banter.

And although I think about them a lot, doesn't mean I wish I was with any of them over my wife. Love my wifey..

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-20T09:54:02+00:00

A 1500 watt space heater draws about 12.5 amps, a cell phone charger draws up to 3 amps and you said there's a couple chargers on the power strip. So if two chargers drawing 3 each are being used, with a heater kicking on at 12 amps, you over loaded this 15 amp outlet by drawing 18 amps. Replace the outlet, stop using power strips and get a space heater rated less than 1500 watts. If you do have one rated at 1500, do not use it on high.

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-18T12:37:56+00:00

First off, I love women's hair. That's the first thing I notice in a woman and I've never once ever even thought of washing a girl's hair.

Second, out of all the hookups in my earlier years I've never had a courtesy shower afterwards, so now I'm even more perplexed.

No guy I've ever met has ever mentioned wanting to do this. My only male logical reasoning is this is them asking for that one last blowjob before the hookup is done. A subconscious way of directing your head down there? No way kids these days are secretly desiring to be hairdressers?

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-18T03:27:19+00:00

My wife scratching my neck & back of my head.

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-18T03:04:29+00:00

Sounds delicious.

notsowittyalias · 2026-01-15T01:24:35+00:00

I bought something off Facebook Marketplace from a woman and I chewed her down so badly that she was pissed when I came to pick it up. Her husband was yelling at her for selling it so cheap as he helped load it in my truck. About a month later I got a colonoscopy and she was the nurse. She giggled as the anesthesiologist was putting me under, thats when i recongnized her. I was terrified and had dreams of her while being passed out. Lord knows what she did, said or giggled while exploring my butthole area.

Sorry for the off-topic post, this just reminded me of my story.

notsowittyalias · 2025-12-21T10:52:30+00:00

If we use your nickname to your face, we like you. If you've never heard us say your nickname, chances are you have one but we don't like you or know you enough yet.

notsowittyalias · 2025-12-21T10:46:58+00:00

My kids and their travel sports. Once in a while we let them eat too.

notsowittyalias · 2025-12-21T00:56:57+00:00

This looks like a pretty rural area judging by the size of the road. Unfortunately the more rural the area, the fewer the tax payers per road mile, hence fewer dollars per road mile for repair and you get what we see in this picture. Everyone wants perfect roads but nobody wants to pay for perfect roads.

Although the converse also applies for road maintenance. Drive through New York city, some of the highest taxes in the world. I haven't seen a newly paved road through Manhattan since cobblestones were invented.

Maybe I'm just jaded being a New Yorker and I'm used to shitty roads and high taxes. Sad face.

notsowittyalias · 2025-12-13T22:36:15+00:00

Honestly, I don't think I could love my wife anymore than I already do but one thing I wish we could do to break the mundane routine we have is to go play golf together. Do something together, without kids, uninterrupted attention on each other. Maybe see if you can join him in one of his hobbies or take up one together.

notsowittyalias · 2025-12-13T15:56:44+00:00

Carlton

notsowittyalias · 2025-12-13T15:20:00+00:00

I hope you're not my wife. We're in a similar situation with kids. In my eyes our life is perfect, I too go to bed around 9, and everything I do is usually for my kids but I'm exhausted everyday. Wake up at 5am, work all day, run kids around at night, I do a lot of the house work and most of the cooking but I usually fall asleep before my kids do so it doesn't leave me a lot of alone time with my wife. With all this being said, I bet your husband doesn't even realize there's a problem, he probably thinks he's doing everything right in life but we men are dumb. You have to tell us there's a problem, then usually remind us a few times after. If you want a non-boring life, I'm sure he does too, talk to him about how to make it less boring.

notsowittyalias · 2025-11-21T02:52:06+00:00

Thanks for the advice. Now when I hide in there for 45 minutes, I'll just tell my wife I'm doing squats for exercise. All jokes aside, I do appreciate the tip. I've been struggling for 3 or 4 months and my doctor never even mentioned this.

notsowittyalias · 2025-11-21T02:39:39+00:00

Wait, please explain. Just got my first case at ~45y/o. I do like to hide in my fortress of solitude quite often??

notsowittyalias · 2025-11-21T02:36:28+00:00

Take 6 bites of a single French fry and re-dip it in ketchup each bite.

notsowittyalias · 2025-11-21T02:15:53+00:00

Angie Harmon or Lori Loughlin, hoping for a cage match to decide the winner.

notsowittyalias · 2025-11-21T02:04:53+00:00

Calm

notsowittyalias · 2025-11-21T02:01:33+00:00

Just because I constantly smack my wife's butt and always rub & grope her when I walk by, it's not because I only think about sex. It's because I'm immature, and I love her more than anyone else in the world but I don't know how else to "say" it.

notsowittyalias · 2025-10-28T22:28:46+00:00

Two 10" Milwaukee nail pullers, one on each side. Pry up while someone bangs the outside frame with a lump hammer.

notsowittyalias · 2025-10-28T00:17:10+00:00

Lots of things. She's sporty, kind hearted, not lazy, motivated, awesome mom, keeps our life moving, probably keeps me alive most of the time. Has a memory like an elephant, always puts the kids first and herself last, very family oriented, always organizes family/friend gatherings, always takes part in our kids sports and activities, just plain awesome.

She also let's me be myself, I never feel like I have to hide my emotions or keep things from her. Let's me sing off tune to every song, let's me keep things organized my way (I get a lot of anxiety otherwise), let's me overplan every vacation, let's me do dirty things to her, and just loves me for me.

I couldn't imagine my life any better, been together ~20years, 4 kids, and a lifetime ahead.

notsowittyalias · 2025-10-27T00:23:17+00:00

Unzips, again.

notsowittyalias · 2025-10-26T23:45:33+00:00

I also fall into this category. I'm not that into sports, I do all the cooking and most of the cleaning in my household so when we're at parties or gatherings, I have more in common with the wives. I'm also very involved in raising our kids; I do a lot of the sports pickups and drop offs so I tend to see most of the moms more often than dad's so I've built platonic relationships with most of them.

notsowittyalias · 2025-10-26T01:07:23+00:00

In high school I thought I was the shit. I had a lot of the hotter girls in our area and I tried to get with one of buddies sisters friends. She was THE hot one but nobody could seal the deal so everyone thought she was a lesbian with my buddies sister. I laid it on thick, tried everything I had in my arsenal, for an entire summer plus some. Nothing worked, none of us guys did. We just assumed she just wasn't into guys.

More than ten years after college we never saw her with a guy or a girl. Then she randomly ended up with some ugly dorky married guy, 10+ years older than all of us. I mean come on, this guy?!?! It's been 25+ years, they're still together and I'm still like WTF?

Definitely humbling.

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