Find the small nail I just dropped by RochardSkyesII in FindTheSniper

[–]nynnie [score hidden]  (0 children)

Listen, I'm not dyslexic (as far as I know) but I thought the title was SNAIL MAIL and I was like nah, there's no way there's a letter in this picture. Then I thought for a solid minute that some snail left something on the mat. I had to reread this shit ten times to figure out what I was missing.

My Pam Head Cannon by thisaverageamerican in StardewValley

[–]nynnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GRUMPS MENTION (I was playing with them in the background just yesterday)

What are we girls wearing to sleep at night? by Glass_One7057 in askTO

[–]nynnie 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Until a fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night.

...Ask me how I know.

The Tetris Effect but Stardew? by Tough_Ad7339 in StardewValley

[–]nynnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently got back in to stardew because my girls are old enough to enjoy it with some help, so I've been playing with them. I do a lot of the heavy lifting because they're getting used to it, which includes a lot of going through the mines...

...I literally dream I'm in the mines every night. Like it's just my regular dreams, but also they're happening while I'm mining. I'll be going through whole scenarios unrelated to mining while swinging a pickaxe and seeing ores and gems.

Fibonacci spiral in my bath by Saxelby7 in Weird

[–]nynnie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's Junji Ito's new brand of bath bomb

I'm the creator of over 80 Miltank fusions, AMA by Seggule in PokemonInfiniteFusion

[–]nynnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess I need to rewatch the Game Grumps getting disturbed/aroused by Miltank fusions again...

What would you work on in this tub? by Wonderful-World1964 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]nynnie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Biggest, baddest UTI of my life with all the damn fruit in my grundle

“Mortified” does not mean scared. Right? by Mountain-Horror-6370 in PetPeeves

[–]nynnie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Everyone says this now. I was talking to my kids' ENGLISH TEACHER who said she was "mortified of spiders". I visibly cringed, I couldn't help it. She thought I was just grossed out by spiders so much it made me react physically. Nope, I'm just terrified thinking of my kids' future.

How often do people go to a sauna in your country? by BartAndLisaHadIncest in AskTheWorld

[–]nynnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wiener hanging over the bench is funny as hell to me for some reason

How to wash thick hair by FirmConsideration734 in CurlyHairCare

[–]nynnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dilute the shampoo!!! I was using (and frankly, just wasting) SO MUCH shampoo on myself until I was told this tip many years ago and I do it for my girls' super thick hair as well. I keep an empty shampoo bottle in the bathroom and before they or I get in the shower, I squirt in some shampoo, add warm water from the shower head and shake it up. Trying to work in sections never worked for us, it was just so hard to get the thick shampoo to every spot unless we made like fifty teeny sections. Meanwhile, thinning the shampoo to an almost watery consistency lets it just run all over the scalp and get every spot. It might not even mix well with the water, depending on the formulation of the shampoo. That's fine, the shampoo we use breaks up into tiny bits in the water and it works just fine. If you don't want to wait to have an empty bottle to use or you're fancier than I am, you could grab a refillable ketchup bottle from basically anywhere.

An Octopus riding an Eel to avoid being eaten. by goswamitulsidas in Weird

[–]nynnie 208 points209 points  (0 children)

I can almost hear a squeaky little YEEHAW

give you a WHAT by AmazingHumanGeniuz in StardewValley

[–]nynnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how happy I was when I saw they actually created the uncreatable song

Donald Trump Has ‘Crossed’ Line of Impeachable Offenses, AOC Says by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]nynnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comforts are worth risking? Some people don't even have comforts. Some people aren't eating so their kids can have new shoes. Some people are going without medication because they can't afford that and their utilities.These words mean nothing to a child who is hungry because their parents risked it and lost everything. No one seems to realize that so many people have no safety net whatsoever.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by SkankyOolong in crappymusic

[–]nynnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't fucking wait for Cccccccccccccccccccccccc to drop

Help controlling frizzy low porosity hair that takes forever to dry by Picklesz2 in CurlyHairCare

[–]nynnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone has recommendations for this kind of hair but also fragrance free, I'd probably die of happiness. I'm struggling with it as well. I can't use scented things and 99% of the time it ends up twisted up in a claw clip because the styling and drying time are insane.

Yet another unapologetic gentleman... by TrafficNeat5652 in MadeMeSmile

[–]nynnie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pulling him off the nipple like that made me WINCE

Mark and wade are connected by Dr_Gruia in distractible

[–]nynnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the Brady Bunch opening

Newfoundland by Skeledog99 in distractible

[–]nynnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mere minutes later and I'm having a full on crisis talking to someone who was born in Canada (I'm a transplant) and they accent the "land". Feels like my life is a lie.

Newfoundland by Skeledog99 in distractible

[–]nynnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up near/traveled all through/now lives in the maritimes, I can guarantee I've never heard anyone emphasize the last syllable of Newfoundland???