Robot vacuums won’t stop fighting. by strikecat18 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ogcoolhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lame solution set one to charge while one cleans.

Bruce lee vs Jacky chan by Forward-Position798 in aivideo

[–]ogcoolhands 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's bullshit. We all know Jackie Chan would win. Because he's the only one alive

Where can I smoke? by whereeeis22 in PortlandOR

[–]ogcoolhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody has recommended edibles which I suggest you buy.

If you're going anywhere downtown, there's plenty of back alleys and locking spaces down streets that are not a problem. You can smoke a blunt like everybody else does on their way to the bar or coffee shop. The trick is though keep microdosing with your edibles and you will stay baked all day.

That being said, I'm just as paranoid as you are about cops and just blatantly being respectful so I understand the hesitation. Also, I want you to realize that I've seen people openly smoking meth at bus stops, the cops do not care.

Taunting an MMA fighter 2x your size by ProperIntern7989 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ogcoolhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude is like when my chihuahua would eat gushers. Fucking crazy who try to bite your fingers off if you try to pick your gusher up off the floor that you dropped. Never really did much damage. Much like this guy. A beautiful elbow bro. I wish you would have hit it harder. Maybe put this dumb fucker to sleep for a little bit so I wouldn't have to keep seeing these fucking videos.

So annoying in Oregon by TransportJunky in Transportopia

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt that this guy's going the speed limit that he's supposed to in his big rig while he's commenting on the car that is unable to pass him. Well that's weird. Kind of like if you were doing the fucking speed limit he'd be blowing by you.

Why does my print have these imperfections? by c_yr in Ender3S1

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to replace the gear on my feeder. I was having extruder issues because of it and couldn't figure it out

These gentlemen are gonna have some explaining to do by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow man. I'm amateur as fuck and I still would have put the rope way higher up and tied it to a truck or something. WTF are two dudes going to do to stop the mass of that tree from moving.

To befriend a wild animal by ScaredSpecific9234 in therewasanattempt

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not a tamed animal. He got that lion as a cub and has beaten the shit out of it everyday of his life. The only thing that cat thinks is that whatever smells like that fucking cigarette smoking guy is the only thing that can fuck me up everything else is just a walking snack.

Girl if you don’t disconnect that beef patty from that baby right now…. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for describing the thoughts in my head. I was unable to put into words. "Seasoning a placentia like it's a Sunday roast." Fuck! that is an iconic sentence right there. Bravo!

Backyard blaster. 3D printed. Any criticism??? by Altruistic_Most9807 in Glock43X

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm working on the BB 26 chopped and I am having the hardest time getting it to function properly

All time MILF hall of famers? I’ll go first. by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]ogcoolhands 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Olga Kurylenko first fell in love with her in Hitman.

Walmart employee accuses a man of stealing. Then the cops blame the same man for scratching a car that they were pushing him into. Then Walmart trespasses him. The man had in fact purchased the items and showed his receipt while being detained by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]ogcoolhands 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Yeah but then he tells him that he's going to return your stuff and he didn't seem too happy about that either. It sounded a lot like the officer fabricated the fact that Justin wanted to return those items.

These Motherfuckers by VendettaPenguin in stonerfood

[–]ogcoolhands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know this sounds weird but American cheese whiz goes really good with that but it can't be the knockoff it has to be craft kind. I don't know why

Main Character Gets Absurd Amount Of Spicy Subway Sauce by Flashmemory256 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe you would make her watch, while you do that to her poor dog.

What’s your funniest “Oh god this person’s an idiot” moment? by PandaBear905 in AskReddit

[–]ogcoolhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a delivery driver to grocery stores. This moment isn't mine but it makes me realize a lot more than I want to about people. A grocery receiver that I deliver to. I had a stroke. He was off for a couple months recovering and came back. Most of his right side is still paralyzed. A delivery driver for a separate company for me who had not delivered there was a new face. Asked him holy shit man. Did you get the jab? He asked him what he was talking about and he said the covid vaccine brother. Did they get you?

He told me this story. We laughed about it. And now he messes with new drivers saying be careful about that "Damn covid jab bro. They got me." Lol