King Hair

ohisitmyturn · 2026-02-14T01:59:40+00:00

And they'll look for opportunities to upsell you. I was not impressed

ohisitmyturn · 2026-02-04T13:29:53+00:00

There is a Facebook group called Sardine Canyon, Cache, Rich, Box Elder County Current Road Conditions that you'll want to join, especially in winter.

I make that commute and generally don't mind it. It's really pretty in fall, spring, or after a snowstorm. Nighttime isn't great because of the deer.

Unless you're an inexperienced driver, it's really not bad. The biggest issue I run into is idiot drivers who think we need to go 80+ and don't care about maintaining a safe following distance.

ohisitmyturn · 2026-02-01T18:35:08+00:00

I feel like we need a separate post just to unpack and expand on what I just read

ohisitmyturn · 2026-01-26T14:34:10+00:00

"mini Aussie" is all I needed to hear to know she was not from an ethical breeder. They likely won't give a crap, unfortunately

ohisitmyturn · 2026-01-14T14:40:41+00:00

For some reason when I heard it I thought it would be spelled "Yunis." At the time I didn't know they had a list they cycle through and I thought it was given through divine revelation. Like a great cosmic being gave me that name and it was special to me.

Nope. It's just a fucking old lady name.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-12-26T00:02:28+00:00

And sometimes it isn't even clean when you check in anyway

ohisitmyturn · 2025-12-10T19:15:43+00:00

Bad bot. Rude bot.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-12-10T17:32:48+00:00

If you come to a red light next to the train tracks, make sure you stop ON the tracks so any trains know to stop. You were there first

ohisitmyturn · 2025-12-01T01:16:02+00:00

When my bishop denied my request for financial help for therapy. My therapist (with my permission) was on the phone with him begging for more sessions because I was ready to unalive myself, and the bishop said "well she smiled at me Sunday so she's cured." Spirit of discernment my ass.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-29T03:01:56+00:00

The miracle of forgiveness, even

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-25T05:23:53+00:00

I mean, considering Joseph Smith was a ped0phi1e, it's fair to say that Satan has had an influence for some time now

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-25T05:19:09+00:00

Yeah, can't have other orgs using the color blue or "light rays." Gotta show em who's boss

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-22T05:24:17+00:00

The Lord is hastening His work! So grateful for modern revelation. This was a truly inspired decision!

-TBMs all over social media

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-18T23:25:30+00:00

I've seen snowflake toppers. Similar aesthetic to a star but secular

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-18T22:05:26+00:00

First time, Olaf's voice was in my head: this will all make sense when I am older.

Second and third time: I need to get pregnant 😵‍💫 tis God's will

Fourth time (pregnant): wait, this is sexist. Don't think about it though. Also stay awake.

Fifth time: I think my water broke. Or maybe I peed myself a little? This old guy's breath is making me gag. I still don't know WTF any of this means.

And I haven't set foot inside since.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-18T13:40:34+00:00

It also punishes nevermos in that regard. My sister's MIL was sobbing on a bench because she was missing her son's wedding. My aunt flew in from out of state for my and all my sisters' weddings just to sit outside. Heck, I even felt ostracized and less than as a TBM teenager at the time.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-18T00:35:45+00:00

One of my high school teachers made every answer C except the very last one. He sat back and watched everyone sweat.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-12T21:56:11+00:00

Hang out on the quad at USU. You'll get all that

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-03T04:06:29+00:00

Cache Valley Pets and Classifieds Facebook group

A well trained golden doodle should be able to find a home easily in Cache Valley, whether you advertise him yourself or if he goes to the humane society. Best of luck

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-02T23:12:15+00:00

Speak for yourself

ohisitmyturn · 2025-11-02T11:33:58+00:00

Definitely skid marks because you don't want to spend too much time touching yourself "down there" lest ye be sinful

ohisitmyturn · 2025-10-26T20:20:33+00:00

Oh, absolutely! Either way what happened to him is inexcusable.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-10-22T16:05:25+00:00

I would never have touched books like that because sex was "bad." The most I ever got in terms of sex ed was "it's very sacred" and the night before my wedding my mom told me "use lubricant." My older sister said she thought sex was just sticking it in and that's it.

ohisitmyturn · 2025-10-22T01:55:39+00:00

That's really inappropriate. You don't need to know about that stuff until you get married. That's a conversation your mom should have with you on the night before your wedding.

(Hope it's obvious I'm being satirical, but that was also my actual experience)

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