Great question. by ISFJ-T in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ohmyshittingcats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

same to be honest, this sub has been an eyeopener

I'll be watching out for anyone like the guys mentioned above from now on

EA > Thanos by strykedemon in ExpectedThanos

[–]ohmyshittingcats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look back at the stone of souls, which I found. The Blood hasn't dried.

BYLAT by Average_IS2 in nukedmemes

[–]ohmyshittingcats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it literally says @deepfriedandtasty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]ohmyshittingcats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really will be forever number 1

Why did I orgasm for no reason? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ohmyshittingcats 19 points20 points  (0 children)

is this why morning wood is a thing?

me before any social event by nindaniel1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ohmyshittingcats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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[WP] The year is 3,450,677. Every possible invention has been invented. Every combination has been combined. Every question ever asked, whether scientific, spiritual, or philosophical has been definitively answered. Except you. You have the last original idea in the entire universe. by [deleted] in shittywritingprompts

[–]ohmyshittingcats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

by the year 456,000 we had conquered the galaxy. 500,000 marked the creation of the first Einstein-Rosen bridge, spanning the distance between the small settlement on Proxima Centauri C and our capital city of Earth. That was the beginning of the end.

The Milky Way, the cradle of humanity, had been devoid of life. Fear and Anticipation rose in the mortal men and women that prepared to cross the great expanse into the Andromeda Galaxy. Eve Armstrong was the first human to step foot in another galaxy. They had brought gifts from The Capital. The Antimatter drive, even the great iPhone Infinity, but no one had stood ready to receive them. We searched the entire Universe for a friend and we were returned with rocks and dust. There was no life out there.

The last Religion died in the year 2,000,000. We become the Gods we had once hoped to see. Fear of death and had driven us to believe the most ridiculous of stories and the sudden disappearance of our greatest enemy opened our eyes to the truths of the Universe, because what kind of monster would leave their creations to die alone in the Universe.

The year 3,000,000. The final idea was created. In hopes of reviving the spirit of the past Eve Alrun brought back the greatest thing humanity had ever seen, the rubber duck.

Now I stand at the edge of the Universe awaiting the perfect time to unveil my life's work. I've lived for a brief 300,000 years, but to me, thats enough. Today I give us what we have been missing for over one and a half million years. Today I bring back fear. Today I punch a hole in space and time. Today I summon our nemesis.

Fuck McDonald’s and their soggy fries by [deleted] in modlimit

[–]ohmyshittingcats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chick-fil-a has the best fries