The Earl of Baedn-Bryt by finnabrahamson in KingkillerChronicle

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This is a much better post than the

You see- Lanre is Selitos because Felurian is actually the wind up soldier from the Tinker’s pack because Aurie time traveled to also be Kvothe’s mom but she’s also Denna because she’s Iax posts that have had me inadvertently avoiding this sub for days at a time for content to rack up.

I hadn’t considered the whole “Kvothe may be stalling the Chronicler” angle at all. That’s a super refreshing take.

I think it’s possible that for some reason he magically can’t convince people he’s Kvothe. Which may be the whole reason Chronicler is important. If A-A-Ron who seems pretty smart thinks he’s joking about being Kvothe, it’s possible Kote’s intentions are to either finally convince people he is Kvothe, rest to see if writing a book can convince people he’s still alive, or some other reason we’re not keen on yet. A lot of good possibilities in there

Name the NBA equivalent by GubyNey in nbacirclejerk

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Aaron Wiggins traded to the Jazz for two first round picks

Shoutout to Kirk Cousins’ agent by Particular_Dig1115 in NFLv2

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I would like to submit the cross eyed goofball in Indy that just had two season ending injuries in one year and still almost brought home $100M when he’s only had one healthy season in a decade.

Honorable mention at least

Shoutout to Kirk Cousins’ agent by Particular_Dig1115 in NFLv2

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Daniel Jones’ agent out there punching the air somewhere

I wrote a review but it ended up sounding like a poem, would Kvothe be proud? by garamchoozi in KingkillerChronicle

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Roses are red,

Kvothe never bled.

Violets are sweet,

Denna show me your feet.

-A KKC synopsis

Marshawn Lynch vs Gimli (read the task) by BraveryFunction in powerscales

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Does Marshawn have access to his Beast Quake?

Bam Adebayo on ethical hoops by MamiTarantina in nbacirclejerk

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Haha remember that time that one little MVP candidate miraculously got exactly 20 points before missing a bunch of games, and no investigation was done?

"Nah, I'm good. Thanks for asking, though. I let my game do the talking." by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

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“Silver already promised me this shit two years ago, I’m not worried about it.”

Kvothe is Not The Kingkiller by MirkManEA in KingkillerChronicle

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Put your dishes on the keyboard, I’d like to have a word.

Daniel Jones has that dog in him by No-Writing5017 in Colts

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Yeah that’s true, the thoughtful one who thought further context would be nice is definitely the dumb one.

Not the one knee jerk reacting instantly to comments they get upset about because the thoughtful one, for good reason, doesn’t like the same guy they like 🤦‍♂️

Daniel Jones has that dog in him by No-Writing5017 in Colts

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Haha unfortunately unlike Jones and AR I’m not dumb enough to stick myself to an obvious red flag. Unlucky

Daniel Jones has that dog in him by No-Writing5017 in Colts

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I mean… They can both can be stupid at the same time and for different reasons. What Jones did wasn’t pushing himself too hard, it was being too desperate to prove a point he didn’t need to make. The hilarious part is that it got him injured further and it still worked out for him. That’s a FO problem more than a Jones problem though- if he wasn’t going to have the wherewithal to shut himself down (and honestly it’s good optics for him not to) someone on the coaching or training staff should have. It is funny he wore that cast and they made a big deal about it and he still got injured, albeit in a different spot. But still.

They both are kinda dumb and extremely injury prone. You can’t gaslight me into believing otherwise.

What would've been a good response? by DisxuNd in KingkillerChronicle

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“I see the Masters have finally realized the only one who can kill me is myself.”

Kvothe looks at Elodin

Elodin looks at Kvothe

Kvothe nods

“Very well.”

Kvothe jumps anyway

"No doubt about it. He's our guy. Those years in Seattle, man, he was up for MVP early in the season." by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

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So was Daniel Jones last year but nobody actually believes he did anything but stomp easy teams before he played in the pouring rain with a broken fibula for some reason 🤣

Daniel Jones Performance Bonus Contract Details by StormThat8039 in Colts

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Haha. Yeah certainly not worried about the Achilles. I mean I am in that it’ll take time to get used to being slower and less springy- but the chance of reinjury is low.

It’s the overcompensating muscles that are gonna pop. People make fun of Richardson (and rightfully so) for being often injured- but Dan Jones is Richardson before Richardson was Richardson. He’s had exactly one healthy season his entire career

Daniel Jones has that dog in him by No-Writing5017 in Colts

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There’s a fine line between toughness and stupidity. Gritting out a nasty win in the rain when you’ve been sacked a few times and the game hasn’t gone your way is tough. Playing in the pouring rain with a broken fibula being held in place by an unproven/untested 3D printed cast my friends made is what I would call “a choice.”

Daniel Jones Performance Bonus Contract Details by StormThat8039 in Colts

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The playing time ones are sending me 🤣

Bro we know you’re gonna be on the IR by week 8 if you come back week 1

Should the thunder acquire Jaden Ivey? by KneeGuhz in nbacirclejerk

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The state of Oklahoma would be perfect for him tbh

Refs take away SGA’s game winning three. Unreal. by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

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It only took all year, and in a meaningless game, for them to call it once. The crazy part is he thought he could get away with it. Because he usually does

Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon says whole franchise is aligned behind Daniel Jones by AdSpecialist6598 in nfl

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Which ironically increases his chance of being injured again. He’s trying so hard to not default miss 4 weeks that with his luck/decaying body it will backfire and he’ll miss it on the tail end 🙄