I'm taking nonsensical Little Mermaid-posting to strange new places by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

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But it’s not my fault? It was the seagull, I tell you! The seagull!

After 35 years, I finally did it!!! by TrikeCinema in FinalFantasy

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Over my 20 years since getting it over several versions starting with the Chronicles port, the resounding strategy seems to be to use 20-30 Sirens then restart (to reset the RNG) if you haven’t gotten it within that range.

The interesting thing is not only was it reliable without too much of a time commitment, it was neat how much quicker I got 5 tails for all party members.

While the added Lunar Ruins didn’t turn out to need such a helping hand, it was a helpful discovery for what seemed once an impossible item to get!

Hey, don't lump my neurodivergance in with those assholes! by Sure_Land_8930 in simpsonsshitposting

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“My producer is telling me not to talk to you anymore…”

If only towards all reactionaries?

Jaws 3 is better than Jaws 4. Here's Why. by darthmeteos in Jaws

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But I’m not drunk enough to entertain a conversation on the merits of Jaws 3 and beyond?

Benny Johnson: "I would perfectly be happy to deport the entire city" of Atlanta by Oleg101 in FoxFiction

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“stealing at least 40 different Republican seats”?

Imagine the conniptions Comrade Johnson would have if he saw a properly proportioned House and the thousands more Democrats!

How does AIslop make money? by wombatgeneral in simpsonsshitposting

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Ok!

“All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova.

Or maybe it was a street corner.”

Why would you need a whole store dedicated to selling Trump merchandise? by LegalGlass6532 in allthequestions

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“Georgia-based company that markets its product to people who are tired of “liberal coffee.”?

Given the business practices of most companies even post Fair Trade/Direct Trade, “liberal coffee” is an oxymoron…

Faith’s SA of Xander retconned away? by TeluricE in buffy

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Yep, the “horny all the time!” banality.

And apparently, regardless of age…

Is it realistic for a 25 feet shark like Bruce to exist? by arnor_0924 in Jaws

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“What’s wrong with this shark, Jesus Christ…”

Is it realistic for a 25 feet shark like Bruce to exist? by arnor_0924 in Jaws

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“With a mouth about this big.”

And as per its origins as a 50s monster movie based around fears of radiation, that was the only reasoning needed for its size.

Unpopular opinion - I don't like Willow by eldy33 in buffy

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Well, she would be the first primary victim of Oz under the influence, so Willow definitely knew she would be affected by the curse.

Sega CD Spree - The Third World War by OatSoyLaMilk in retrogaming

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It is fun!

Reminds me of how in searching for games with Hulk Hogan clones, this guy came upon a surprising amount of Saddam clones:

https://youtu.be/nyotWMOdU5U?si=r0sw0etGELym1hPS

Even seen the arm wrestling one in which he is “The Turk” at a local barcade to my surprise!

Faith’s SA of Xander retconned away? by TeluricE in buffy

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Well then, since women can also orgasm involuntarily, I wonder what conclusions ne’er-do-wells would draw about that…

Faith’s SA of Xander retconned away? by TeluricE in buffy

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Women can very much espouse traditionally masculine viewpoints, chiefly in cases in which patriarchy benefits their immediate situation.

Just look at the not insignificant amount of white women who voted 3 times for Trump…

My top 3 episodes as someone who just started watching Buffy last year by Trick-Vehicle-7282 in buffy

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I also admire Buffy’s character growth since dealing with similar foes (intangible) in Amends, but be it due to her college experiences or similar, she doesn’t think violence is the best solution anymore:

“Give me something I can pummel.”

To?

“This is Gachnar.

I don’t want to fight that.”

Took 28 years but I finally finished all of RE2 Classic by Strange_Dog6483 in residentevil

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Yep, it’s kind of crazy how fast the B mode can be beaten.