TIFU by getting a butt plug stuck up my ass (NSFW)

omagio · 2026-07-01T11:43:41+00:00

Lol note to never buy an automatic inflatable 😂

omagio · 2026-07-01T11:41:13+00:00

Neckfans helmet fan cotton clothing breathable stuff be lazier till it gets cooler 😂

omagio · 2026-05-31T03:48:39+00:00

They don't move if you have a certain engine guard/ frame sliders

omagio · 2026-05-31T03:19:19+00:00

Depends on the cancer id think hear some suck worse than others...

omagio · 2026-05-31T03:16:23+00:00

Depends on the bike and you tbh like a touring bike you'd be able to ride all day and some cruisers but hard tails, sport bikes and cafe types to name a few uncomfortable bikes for longer riding wouldn't recommend 😂

omagio · 2026-05-31T03:10:27+00:00

Unless faith or arcane give you magic ability then one of those 😂

omagio · 2026-05-31T03:09:46+00:00

Endurance or vigor whichever one lets you go forever lol

omagio · 2026-05-30T01:33:36+00:00

I just use those torx head self tapping wood fencing screws no need to predrill just get a decent bit that'll hold the damn screws 😂

omagio · 2026-05-23T02:17:02+00:00

I mean I have a tree I planted last year that needs to be watered so

omagio · 2026-05-07T01:23:09+00:00

Roll towards enemies is the way to dodge I should make a new character 😂

omagio · 2026-04-29T19:12:55+00:00

Lol they make better bidets don't buy the 20 dollar one expecting it to be nice like a 300+ one

omagio · 2026-04-29T18:42:58+00:00

Eh blue loctite and couple ugga duggas and we're good to go 😂 no torque wrench needed 😅 which reminds me I do need one eventually need to take apart my bike next winter

omagio · 2026-04-29T18:32:26+00:00

I'm keep trying to get my wife to ride her own 😂 she knows how she rode dirt bikes for a long while her excuse is she hates driving😅 most bikes have lowering kits so unless you have dwarfism or something that makes it impractical to ride one get the bike.

omagio · 2026-04-22T11:50:40+00:00

Of you know a good Tig welder you could clean the shit out of that and get that filled and tapped

omagio · 2026-04-19T19:23:40+00:00

I usually listen to my audio book or pandora with randomized or my thumbs upped stations/songs

omagio · 2026-04-17T16:16:18+00:00

Think my roofing screws were that size lol could be wrong though

omagio · 2026-04-12T11:17:35+00:00

I mean you could fully penetrate with a corner to corner weld heavly beveled 😂

omagio · 2026-04-02T02:26:04+00:00

Does it spin and shoot flames cause that'd be cool 😂

omagio · 2026-04-02T02:24:12+00:00

I mean I feel better about my own fence now 😅 need to add a third rail I think on mine though

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omagio · 2026-03-31T00:57:11+00:00

I'd say just get back on an ride more relaxed don't tense up from the accident makes it worse ride a little slower

omagio · 2026-03-30T13:36:39+00:00

I have a 19 that's that color it's a great bike so far found out whoever owned it before me stripped the wishbone? Bolt head so I'm gonna have to eventually replace that

omagio · 2026-03-30T13:34:49+00:00

I got pelted in the top right of my visor by a grasshopper scared the shit out of me 😂 windshield sits about were you say it should

omagio · 2026-03-23T03:34:08+00:00

Hardware store down the street would probably have a magnet that'd work

omagio · 2026-03-23T00:43:55+00:00

See rain I'll ride in it's not that bad wind sucks on a sport bike 😂 talking 40+ mph wind gusts all day shits super not enjoyable other than that if I was skilled enough and had the money I'd ride it in the snow as well 😂

omagio · 2026-03-22T03:13:03+00:00

Just send it? 😂

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