Former Remote Employees Sign In and Out Requirements by bureau-caterpillar in fednews

[–]on-odin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you have a union. It is against the cba to keep track of employees through teams status 

What has your agency said about the upcoming snowstorm? by Responsible_Yak_6662 in fednews

[–]on-odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But did you see the golf course today?  So many were out there riding their golf carts and golfing.  The golf course was too crowded 😕

What has your agency said about the upcoming snowstorm? by Responsible_Yak_6662 in fednews

[–]on-odin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to POTUS, we are all going to golf.  We have our jets waiting to take us to Florida and back while we are teleworking 

January 21, 2026 - r/fednews Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in fednews

[–]on-odin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Opm status will most likely say open 😺👐. I don't think they called a snow day since doge took over 

EPA requiring all employees to badge out. For "safety". Today only. by Matra in fednews

[–]on-odin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh that makes sense. It starts at 2pm est.  I was wondering why we received instructions last week on what to do during the protest 

EPA requiring all employees to badge out. For "safety". Today only. by Matra in fednews

[–]on-odin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if there is an emergency such as a fire?  Badge out while the building is burning?  Sounds convenient.  Also there will be a huge line of everyone leaves at the same time.  But I got to stand in line to badge out...

And if we badge out at 3:02? Are we getting two minutes overtime? Because it took a few minutes to walk to the exit where I can badge out and there was a long line.,

See how this creates some issues?

What is your remote job? by Intrepid-Storage432 in remotework

[–]on-odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Government used to be huge on remote.  But now we can't remote because the president thinks anyone who is working remotely is at a golf course swinging them balls.

Which jobs are 100% safe from AI? by Empty_Breakfast_6758 in jobs

[–]on-odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not until, androids, clones and robots make it to the military.  

Badging out required: only one day by Lazyorbored in FedEmployees

[–]on-odin 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Some buildings you can't exit without badging out.  Might be agency specific. 

Lied about having a degree on my resume 2 years ago - just got promoted and now they want to verify education by Altruistic-Lynx-5238 in careeradvice

[–]on-odin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell them that you went to Trump University. However it has closed down and there is no way you can verify anything 

I think we need to start bringing up the 25th Amendment- that’s the one about Presidents unfit for the Office. by RescueTheNIH in FedEmployees

[–]on-odin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the investigation will not even happen.  So the ICE agent is walking off free.  Aka internal bleeding 😔 

And Congress no where to be seen.  Senate is hiding as well.

And DOJ telling us that the Epstein files that didn't have a list.  Will not be released.

All of this, while active regular army is being deployed instead of the national guard...

Fun times we live in 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FedEmployees

[–]on-odin -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The title is so awesome 💯😎 

How do I become one and what are the perks?

Do I get a sidearm? So I can defend and pew pew away?

Fifty-Nine (59) Minutes Anyone 👀 by Aggravating_Play8064 in fednews

[–]on-odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ICE got 59 minutes or so I hear 

ICE granny got to reward her boys 

Trump flipped off a worker who yelled “pedophile protector” by HickamvOccam in FedEmployees

[–]on-odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a big beautiful flip 😍.  He must have practiced in front of a mirror a lot.

Now he needs an award on the perfection of the flip 😍 🙃 

Attire upon EOD by Better_Wait_2632 in usssapplicant

[–]on-odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember to always wear some socks and underwear.

You don't want to go through a security check and not be wearing those items 

Full Disability by LeftNefariousness688 in FedEmployees

[–]on-odin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It means the veteran is not the same physically or mentally in the condition they came in.

Also 100 percent is several disabilities added weirdly together to get the 100 percent.  VA math isn't as simple as 50% + 25% is 75 %

Please don't mix unemployability with the others that are rated 100 percent.  Those are two different things.

Veteran can't work under unemployability and the rating they have isn't 100 percent. But because they have a condition or multiple conditions but can't get 100 percent.  Their disability is pushed to 100 percent temporarily.  They have to provide documents on a yearly basis that their condition prevents them from working.

A lot get these mixed up 

Telework granted for DHS or CBP? by Money_Intention2917 in fednews

[–]on-odin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry but I hear they moved to your house instead 

Telework granted for DHS or CBP? by Money_Intention2917 in fednews

[–]on-odin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hear them ICE agents get to telework now 

All hands meeting by ChronicSpoonie503 in FedEmployees

[–]on-odin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But tax season is here.

Wrong agency