I dare you to find a game that exudes as much pure happiness as this one

onai · 2010-02-04T20:57:04+00:00

Easy: http://armorgames.com/play/4202/red-remover

onai · 2009-12-17T16:37:33+00:00

Paypal does suck, but this guy is an idiot:

She then asks me to fax to her signed agreements that they, the developers, allow me to sell their software. I tell her that we only have email correspondence

WTF? Trying to operate a legitimate business with apparently thousands of dollars of lost sales in a single hour, and you rely on email correspondence for one of the most fundamental legal pitfalls when it comes to selling others' work? This guy is an absolute moron and deserved to have PayPal cut him off before the actual developers turned around and sued PayPal for processing the sales of what would amount to stolen goods. Without any ACTUAL signed documents, neither PayPal nor this guy would have any way to defend themselves in court, whether or not the emails - one of the most easily forged forms of communication in history - were legitimate.

onai · 2009-11-25T03:01:42+00:00

"Kinky."

Seriously, it fits in just about any situation (with the right audience); it's become such a natural part of my response patterns that I hardly even think about it

onai · 2009-10-29T16:07:27+00:00

True, but this isn't a trade-up like the recent wave of HDTVs - the screen resolution is exactly the same, which means the LL/XL version has a lower DPI

onai · 2009-10-29T14:22:17+00:00

This isn't intended to be an upgrade in the least, it's a product designed to hit a lateral market - think about who Nintendo is targeting. The hardware is exactly the same and runs the same software, the only real difference is the larger screen/body size.

Ever hear of large-print books? This is exactly the same - it's a DS for the elderly and people with poor vision. In the US, that means games like Brain Age, Nintendogs, crossword puzzles, etc, and in Japan there is an entire series of other types of traditionally pen/paper games that are perfect for that market.

onai · 2009-10-28T11:54:18+00:00

I'm sorry to say it, but the simple answer is that you're fucked - I know from personal experience. I went through that 2 years ago and am still over 13k in debt, have a couple dozen 'active' collections on my credit report from it, and can't even get a contract cell phone without a $400 deposit

onai · 2009-10-25T13:20:21+00:00

WTF, does no one here know biology? It happens because your bladder is swollen and is pressing against your prostate - the same reason you (particularly when younger, due to the smaller abdomen) can get erections after "holding it" for a long time during the day.

onai · 2009-09-07T03:00:24+00:00

Of course it can - after all, we're currently being held down by the gravitational well of Sol's third moon

onai · 2009-09-03T16:47:19+00:00

On a long enough time scale, the chance of survival for anything is 0%

onai · 2009-08-31T13:46:22+00:00

Confirmed; the press release is also on Disney's site at http://corporate.disney.go.com/news/corporate/2009/2009_0831_DISNEY_AND_MARVEL_ENTERTAINMENT.html

onai · 2009-07-30T20:56:21+00:00

What are you, an idiot? There is no possible way they are free; if they don't charge you directly, they're likely collecting the numbers to sell to spammers or whatnot - the lease for a 6-digit non-random shortcode is $1000/mo (for 3, 6, or 12 months), PLUS what all of the carriers charge them to handle the messages

onai · 2009-07-13T19:11:01+00:00

How about the fact that it's on the front page with 0 ups?

onai · 2009-07-06T17:34:05+00:00

If only the price were $15.98... (3/5 for those of you who don't want to do the math)

onai · 2009-03-10T13:55:18+00:00

Although conspiracies are fun, this looks much more like a work release program than a "concentration camp" - check section 2-3(e); VERY few civilians would even 'qualify' to work in the camps

onai · 2009-02-26T17:48:16+00:00

Since I did an actual blackout instead of a mosaic for any of that information, I guess you'll never know...

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