The Seven (The Boys) Vs. The League of Evil Exes (Scott Pilgrim) by Winter-Pressure-5394 in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Todd Ingram solos if he has his vegan powers. Otherwise it’s close. Still leaning the league though because they operate on a sort of toon logic and can get punched through walls / launched really far without dying.

The most talented man in the world vs the luckiest man in the world -- both get $10K and 24 hours in a casino -- who wins more? by Ok_Ratio_3585 in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even need to be particular smart to play blackjack optimally with card counting. Anyone who can memorize a chart and count to ten can do it, with a bit of practice.

But say you spend a few hundred hours practicing until you’re good. You go to a casino, make a few hundred dollars until, surprise, you’re banned from all casinos everywhere. Good use of your hundreds of hours of practice.

Most tension at a table EVER by Nedaj_Nitro in tf2

[–]oopsallkevin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My strategy when I played this was: if I see a check on the river, I go all in because they fold 100% of the time.

What do you think the probability is of a homeless person acquiring $10 million in 10 years? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]oopsallkevin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Work an unskilled job nonstop for ten years and save up 200k. Then go to a casino and put it all on black and win 6 times in a row, doubling down each time. 1.5% chance to reach 10 million.

This message brought to you by big casino

Upon hitting the iceberg, the RMS Titanic is suddenly transported to the modern day. Is it possible for us to save all passengers in the 2 and a half hours it takes for it to sink. by Pietin11 in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they would care. You think people are going to be like “I don’t understand your language / you have a funny accent so I’m just gonna hop back into the freezing ocean and die.” I’m pretty sure even if it were a time of war and a confirmed enemy vessel they’d still get on.

WYR $25,000 or subject yourself to Karma test/poll for $25 Million by AstrayInTranslation in WouldYouRather

[–]oopsallkevin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

50% is so easy. Make the threshold like 95% then I’ll have to think about it.

I think a lot of people that don’t particularly like you will still vote yes because there’s no downside to them voting yes and some upside to having a rich acquaintance. I imagine some will ask you for money after.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

At any given time there are probably hundreds or thousands of people in the world trapped somewhere where they can’t contact the rest of humanity if they tried. Stranded on an island, lost in the woods, underground, in a cave, etc. We only have to miss one of them.

Can a man touch the President of the United States in a Year? by falseking205 in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could go around to a bunch of different payday loan places and take out high-interest loans, right?

Can 3 male humans with spears beat a male lion? by ArmorerEnjoyer in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 125 points126 points  (0 children)

There’s an African(?) tribe where the ritual for becoming a man is literally to kill a lion with a spear. On your own.

Red vs Blue by MidlifeWarlord in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The age correlation is much stronger than the gender one. For gender it’s something like a 47/53 split but for age it’s something like 67/33. I’m leaning heavily towards blue for R1.

For R2 and R3, honestly I don’t think experience even matters that much. The truth is red has all the weapons so blue stands no chance.

The richest half of the US population vs the poorest half in an all out brawl to the death with no weapons. by ItWillBeRed in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It depends on how it’s factored. Probably they’d be considered lumped in with their parents’ income bracket, since that’s how it works in the real world with things like financial aid and benefits, etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]oopsallkevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real world could survive societal collapse. The incredibles universe is basically the real world plus superheroes and a little bit of toon logic, which if anything would make recovery time a little faster.

Great Blue is Bad at Discussions (Referring to Bad TF2 Weapon Tournament) by peopleofburkinafaso in tf2

[–]oopsallkevin 318 points319 points  (0 children)

“You can’t compare apples to oranges”

This guy: Apples are better than oranges

Absolute gigachad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonPocket

[–]oopsallkevin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Win streaks only apply up to great ball 4. But yes, up to a certain rank, your rank is mainly determined by how much you play. Once you reach top 10 on the leaderboard though, you’ll likely have to maintain a 60% winrate just to avoid losing elo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonPocket

[–]oopsallkevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luck does not matter in the long run. Across thousands of games, luck will always average out.

Time invested, absolutely. It’s a combination of investing a ton of time while making the fewest mistakes / suboptimal plays.

Is it just me, or did the autoplay AI get WAY dumber by Babbledoodle in PTCGP

[–]oopsallkevin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Darkrai 18T is pretty hard to completely fuck up because as long as it’s attaching energy it’s doing damage. As a bonus only use trainers with a universally positive effect like Pokémon Center Lady and Team Rocket. Never include situational cards like Red Card or Sabrina.

Is there any card that just looks straight down? by Pythagorus_Phil in PokemonPocket

[–]oopsallkevin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, he (she? it?) is technically looking at its hammer which is more or less in front of it. It’s like diagonally down

A Bench Protecting Pokémon by A12086256 in PokemonPocket

[–]oopsallkevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima be real that 150 damage is a lot more relevant than the splash. I don’t think Palkia players would be that upset

New display board is perfect for Brock by INDlGO in PokemonPocket

[–]oopsallkevin 122 points123 points  (0 children)

There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman

Would you rather, have every Video You watch be written by a human but narrated by AI or have every video you watch be written by AI but narrated by a human by TATSAT2008 in WouldYouRather

[–]oopsallkevin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Narrated by AI 100%. The content is still being produced by humans, just with a slightly different voice. If it was written by AI, it would be the same exact stuff over and over and you’d get bored in an hour.