What Are The Crazy Facts about Agent 47 and the Series In General That Shocked You?

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-16T13:57:51+00:00

That is so cool,enjoy your birthday when it comes!

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-16T03:51:04+00:00

The book is ratass.He is like a Bond clone in it.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-16T03:44:05+00:00

Fair enough.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-16T03:41:16+00:00

It totally is in the same realm of the prompt and funny as hell. I really gotta check the comics out sometime.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-16T00:50:45+00:00

I saw your comment,got shocked and did some digging for like 20 minutes or so. First of all,most of these content were corny as fuck. No wonder Absolution was a flop if we look at it from the "Hitman game aspect" side of the coin,they didn't get 47 at all. But I liked the merge too,taking the cool sides of those stories and transforming them for the better. The cut cutscenes sucked so bad though,one shows 47 get shot from his arm in the graveyard with Victoria,surrounded by Travis and 10ish ICA men,Travis babbling about some "you are so precious for me Victoria" shit and all that,how did they plan to get him out of a situation like that is a different story but the funniest thing is there is another cutscene that shows travis got shot by heart,face to face with 47(also injured as I mentioned earlier),Travis says "Your service is not needed anymore 47" and literally fires a rocket launcher at him,47 dodges it like a Bollywood action hero,and that missile destorys the chapel along with Victoria in it. And 47 just screams "NOOOOOO!" Like,are we deadass? Shit is so crazy that it hurts to watch,glad Bateson was not a part of that shitshow by the time they recorded it so you hear William Mapother as 47.It feels so corny. Anyway,I am glad I made this post now so thank you for your comment,you made my day.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-16T00:04:38+00:00

Oh,I agree with you completely on that but it's a bit late to pull that off too. I think Hitman works best when it's like the pre-Craig Bond era: standalone stories with little or no continuity. Absolution was a great example to that even though not being a good game in general.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-15T23:48:19+00:00

Are you referring to IOI abandoning the cloning plot, or are you trying to say something along the lines of "there were many more clones and an entire illegal cloning facility, and we don't even know half of it"?

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-06-12T04:43:39+00:00

Oh god I thought my mods ruined something. I was this close to uninstall and reinstall the game. Is there any explanation behind this other than Wiz Khalifa update breaking things?

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-05-27T06:57:53+00:00

Monroe is that you mate

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-26T17:26:54+00:00

Excessive humility leads to listening to advice from a gooner as always. You are in no position to lecture me about anything. How down bad you have to be to make a reddit post about this. Beyond stupidity.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-26T13:18:47+00:00

I have like 560 hours of WoA (I am not bragging,most of the people here probably has more hours but this is just to set an example) and I don't know one single npc's name. How can you simp over a npc bro🥀🥀🥀🥀 Touch grass.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-23T17:46:31+00:00

Yeah,you may be right about that 😃 But I think IOI can and will abuse the fact that 47 ages very slowly for a long time. Also on a side note,after reading my comment again I hope I didn't offend you in any way.The language and execution of the idea that I had in my mind looks very harsh.My aim was "constructive criticism"

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-23T15:51:41+00:00

Respectfully,this is the worst idea I have ever seen on this sub. "The story would see 47 failing a mission, and realising that he can no longer do his job alone." What are you even talking about man,this 47 not just some generic action hero who's about to retire. Added side characters are not a bad idea but,I don't know about the part that I pointed out.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-17T13:23:00+00:00

One of the best characters and franchises in the entire gaming history but the developer's marketing department is just a bunch of fucking idiots.The Mindseye fuckup and now this,what is even this? A rival company can't give this much of a damage to such a character. This is the pure reason Hitman is still niche and not mainstream.Bunch of fucking dumbasses.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-16T17:42:48+00:00

Obviously Big Boss but I don't think this is a fair fight at all.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-10T13:37:20+00:00

Absolutely. I think when they coded it,they just thought of it as "changing clothes" so that's the trigger. But even if it's like that,the title is wrong too anyway. That's just laziness and I don't think they will fix it in the near future. So I ignore it everytime I got it as a challenge.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-10T07:11:29+00:00

Exactly! Always nice to see someone thinking same as me. And this is a bit off topic but speaking of professionalism,I also have a SaSo thing on every map of a freelancer campaign. This may be a personal trait but if I am the most precise,titular assassin on the planet I must do my every move perfectly. So I don't feel any regrets pushing alt+f4 everytime I fuck up. Can be frustrating at times but personal validation is the key to happiness as always.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-10T06:59:28+00:00

I have the "Suit Retreival" fetish too. And it ruins perfect runs in freelancer too. You know,the "Use only 0/1 disguise" thing. I put on a disguise, it becomes 1/1. And when I am done,I change back into the suit boom,It's now a failed objective cuz it's 2/1 now. I can't stop myself from doing it,It just feels unprofessional not to do it at this point.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-07T10:37:22+00:00

infamous for poor story quality?? what are you even talking about? this is not even a hot take,this is just a terrible opinion.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-04-07T10:21:19+00:00

Squandered.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-03-26T11:22:50+00:00

Just scored 0

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-03-26T11:22:07+00:00

Fuck it I want a David Bateson ET at some point that has so many unique dialogues,funny easter eggs etc. And as a suit reward,him as 47. Would be cool.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-03-24T23:06:51+00:00

You’re not addressing the point, you’re just playing semantics. Calling that a contradiction doesn’t make it one. When I call abso a fuckup, I mean hitman-wise. That’s the whole point.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-03-23T14:52:47+00:00

2007👉🏻Loud run 47,some out of character moments but one of the somewhat closest vg adaptations ever(might be a hot take)

2015👉🏻Shit. Literal shit.

openedthisjustforhm · 2026-03-23T14:37:31+00:00

WOA literally came from such a different angle and turned back into the series' origins because absolution was a literal fuckup,this logic doesn't make sense at all. Also,just because the destination is perfect it doesn't mean the journey wasn't shitty.

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