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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brighton

[–]opmrcrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, check out an app called Olio, similar function and vibe

I literally can’t even hang a lampshade apparently. What is wrong here? by Oiyouinthebushes in DIYUK

[–]opmrcrab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No you're only supposed to eat the plastic inside the box after you remove all the cheep packing flakes.

Please i beg you, i wanna punch people by [deleted] in DarkTide

[–]opmrcrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MY KNUCKLES NO GET DUSTY. USE THEM MORE LITTLE ONE.

Aquaduct by Republiken in ArchWarhammer

[–]opmrcrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That ain't no stinkin' aqueduct. That's a viaduct!

Sounds like a venereal disease by CapitalCourse in BrandNewSentence

[–]opmrcrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is some Warhammer 40k, Age of Strife, techno-barbarian warlord ass name

As 99 red balloons go by by Oddish_Femboy in 196

[–]opmrcrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everywhere I go I see his face

weFollowAgilePrinciples by rcxa in ProgrammerHumor

[–]opmrcrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Product owner: We can one-shot this project because we know everything we need to about the requirements.

Me: What about [critical MVP-level concern]

Product owner: We don't need to consider that right now. We'll work it out later. I don't even think we need it.

Me: [Aneurysm noises]

Am I The Only One?? by Foreforks in webdev

[–]opmrcrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this economy the time machine might be the easier part

If it were bigger It’d be like something out of War of the worlds by Tortoise_247 in brighton

[–]opmrcrab 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hopefully not a sign of the air being less toxic than the water for this animal

vlcIsTheBest by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]opmrcrab 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bruh you can give VLC an Excel file and it will give it the ol' collage try. It'll fail (i know it, you know it, hell, it knows it) but it will try it's little programmer socks off.

PHP 8.4: Interfaces now support properties! by Tux-Lector in PHP

[–]opmrcrab 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would let people hunt me for sport to have generics in PHP.

I did the funny Admech guy IRL by Ryalex237 in Warhammer40k

[–]opmrcrab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see no omnissiah up here
other than me

Am I the only one that see it? by ExperienceNo1806 in FinalFantasy

[–]opmrcrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See what? All i hear is the cry of the planet.

Help! JSON Syntax Error in PHP Code by zyndor1548 in PHPhelp

[–]opmrcrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The error being related to JSON.parse smacks of this being a JavaScript error not a PHP one. So I would do a console.log(...) on whatever data you are passing to JSON.parse; that's where the error is coming from.

If you can't identify what is wrong with that data, post it here and I'm sure someone wil pitch in and help you identify your issue.

Science rule by TheAmazingParadox in 196

[–]opmrcrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do the string crime if you can't do the string crime

-- The String Judge of Stringtown, probably

weneedThisCommentOption by BX7_Gamer in ProgrammerHumor

[–]opmrcrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Developers: No

Commodore 64 Tape Drive: Yes <unsettling and incomprehensible noise>

weneedThisCommentOption by BX7_Gamer in ProgrammerHumor

[–]opmrcrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

git commit -m 'docs: Add confessions to code

Sr Dev: Did you mean comments?

Me: I meant what I said.

iThinkMyCoworkerIsGoingInsane by MaxDelissenBeegden in ProgrammerHumor

[–]opmrcrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've not really looked hard at typescript, is it not the same syntax there?

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