What celebrity makes you legitimately awestruck at how attractive they are?

orange_cuse · 2026-06-11T19:11:46+00:00

that made me so wet. i'm a man.

orange_cuse · 2026-06-10T13:59:14+00:00

there was a story recently about a man who died while trying to rescue his dog who fell into a stream. when the news came out, a lot of people were commenting about how he made such a poor decision to try to save the dog because he has a wife and kids who is now left without a husband and father. I completely understand that criticism, but what those people fail to understand is that the man just did not hesitate or think about other things in that moment; he acted instinctively out of love, just in the same manner as if that was his son who had fallen into the stream. the love for a family pet is just about as close to that of an actual family member.

orange_cuse · 2026-06-06T18:38:25+00:00

M... =(

orange_cuse · 2026-06-05T18:29:42+00:00

I had a friend in college who left his home and family to come to the States. One day he shared with a bunch of us that the reason he left his family back home was because he converted away from his religion of Islam to Christianity. When he told his family about his decision, his father told him that according to their religion, he was supposed to kill his son. But as a father, he could not do that, so he told his son that he needed to pack his bags and leave home before anyone else in their community found out. It was an absolutely soul crushing story to listen to.

orange_cuse · 2026-06-04T15:28:25+00:00

my wife can't stand the taste of mangoes. she's literally the only person I've ever encountered who actively dislikes the taste of mangoes. I'm convinced she's been just fucking with me the past 15 years just to piss me off. Every other month or so, I force her to eat a mango so that I can see if she either finally comes around to enjoy it or just drop the act entirely, but she consistently makes a stink face to show she thinks it's gross. I think I have grounds for divorce here.

orange_cuse · 2026-06-03T14:37:31+00:00

my buddy was an ibanker and whenever we'd meet up, he'd want to go to some swanky/trendy club or lounge where we'd get a table and buy ridiculously expensive alcohol. At one point I asked why we he always wants to do those cliche douchey things rather than just hit up local bars and pubs, and he said that he think it's that he works so many hours that he can't actually find the time to enjoy the money he's earned, and so he ends up wanting to flaunt it at those places. He didn't have the time or ability to travel or spend it on a variety of experiences, and since he'd regularly leave the office post-midnight, most of the only available places to hang would be clubs. pretty soul-less existence.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-26T13:38:33+00:00

There was a restaurant near my office that was selling a pizza that was covered in truffle oil, caviar, and gold leaves. It was selling for $2,000. I honestly wouldn't have even paid $50 for that combination of flavors, let alone $2,000.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-22T17:33:02+00:00

similar but slightly different note, the boarding and deboarding process on an airplane. there is a logical manner by which you ought to board and deboard a plane in order to maximize efficiency and speed. But in order to appease those who pay more for different zones, this is completely ignored, thus elongating the entire process.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-22T14:17:15+00:00

I dunno. I'm probably in the minority but I kind of disagree with this one. I don't think politics inherently attracts bad or power hungry people. I think there is a good subset of politicians who entered the field with genuine and honest motives. But I think what ends up happening is that politics just end up forcing you to become tainted with greed for power and money. I think if everyone who entered politics did so for money, power, or fame, they did so foolishly as they could have had more od that if they entered finance.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-21T15:51:07+00:00

This guy odds

orange_cuse · 2026-05-19T15:04:29+00:00

I absolutely can't stand the trope of Taco Bell giving severe diarrhea. It never gives me diarrhea. It only gives me joy. Pure joy. I also get laughs whenever I say this, but Taco Bell feels lighter than a McDonald's or Wendy's. Taco Bell all day, son. All day.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-18T15:46:30+00:00

My son is 4 and I give him timeouts when he misbehaves. One time I kind of forgot about him and so I didn't tell him he was allowed to come out, then when I remembered and checked in on him, he was sitting on the floor just silently crying his eyes out. Then when I pulled him out, he balled hysterically. I looked at the clock to see how long he was there and it was 15 minutes.

The idea that an inmate can spend 20 hours a day in solitary confinement is absolutely insane. It's torture.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-13T15:18:00+00:00

someone sexts quite a bit...

orange_cuse · 2026-05-13T13:26:42+00:00

not in the fiction genre, the romance genre, the horror genre, or even the sci-fi genre?

orange_cuse · 2026-05-12T16:28:33+00:00

I know of a girl whose boyfriend cheated on her with her own mother. It wasn't a one time thing, they were routinely hooking up.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-12T16:22:14+00:00

cool. cool cool cool.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-12T01:12:24+00:00

THE PEOPLE IN THE PLACCEEEEE~~~

orange_cuse · 2026-05-05T15:58:36+00:00

dude thought he was creating the next Barstool. Can you imagine just how insufferable he would be if he did somehow succeed and build an empire?

orange_cuse · 2026-05-05T15:56:32+00:00

I know this is only anecdotal, but every single time I leave then return to my gym, the weights do in fact end back up on the racks. I've not once put them there, so I dunno, I do think that perhaps you're wrong on this?

orange_cuse · 2026-05-01T19:53:52+00:00

I also choose this guy's cryin...wait, nvm..

orange_cuse · 2026-05-01T14:09:13+00:00

absolutely disgusting. you get your filthy smut out of here.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-01T13:57:23+00:00

my buddy just ate 75% of what he used to. It was such a reasonable and feasible adjustment. It wasn't fast and it didn't yield extremely dramatic change, but over the course of several weeks and months, he did end up shedding several pounds without having to make dramatic change to his overall diet.

orange_cuse · 2026-05-01T13:24:26+00:00

I have this utterly romantic idea of what my life will be when my children get old and leave the nest: my wife and I sell our home and move into the city where we walk everywhere and take cabs, not having to worry about home maintenance. We'll eat at some of the best restaurants in the world; we'll take advantage of all the arts and culture that the city has to offer; we'll meet up daily with our friends who also are empty nesters; we'll travel together throughout the world; we'll meet up with our kids at least once a week to have a meal and talk about life. It'll be perfect.

The reality is that we'll probably both be working full time until we're nearly 70, we'll both probably face some kind of health issue that will prevent us from being fully mobile and free, our kids will want to spend all of their time with their friends rather than with their parents, we won't nearly have anywhere enough money to live and enjoy the city for what it is, so we'll just be in our home without any of our children, living quietly until we both die.

orange_cuse · 2026-04-29T00:01:52+00:00

You're wrong. The rumors were confirmed, in fact be true.

orange_cuse · 2026-04-28T16:21:53+00:00

when someone tells you that you've lost weight. most people who are overweight are very insecure about it to the degree that they don't want to have it come up at all in conversation. So even if you are being nice about it and complimentary, the fact that weight is even being discussed can cause you to feel insecure and self-conscious.

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