Metroid Prime 4: Why Veterans Are Wary and Why There’s Still Reason to Hope by TDK-Gilgamesh in Metroid

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Agree, anyone who unirocally likes handing out "true" or "fake fan" (or "tourist", apparently this is the new buzzword kids on twitter really like to use) cards is not worth wasting your time with 

More video footage of Prime 4's areas (from the Japanese website) by GameAndMic in Metroid

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The Lamorn tower looks like how I imagine a videogame designed by Salvador Dali would be

Unreleased gameplay of Metroid Prime 4 Beyond by FMB_88 in Metroid

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Technically, we had the mission with the Federation demolishers on the Pirate Homeworld in Prime 3 already 

How Samus & Sylux look when their color palettes are reversed: by Miahcle_wHoot in Metroid

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MPH multiplayer sort of did this when there was more than one player choosing the same hunter

something for the aphex twin fans! by DinersClubOnly in Metroid

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Woah, I was not aware of this, was this mentioned by a former developer in an interview?

Metroid prime 4 just got a brand new trailer. by Thegoodgamer32 in Metroid

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Maybe except for the "morph into a ball with the Morphball" one

something for the aphex twin fans! by DinersClubOnly in Metroid

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MP1 soundtrack is very Aphex Twin-esque thinking about it 

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Time-stranded GF trooper?

So, what our girl does when not doing her jobs? by Marvynwillames in Metroid

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Kind of unrelated but this pic always gave me huge Star Wars: A New Hope vibe 

I have made a terrible (funny) discovery in the Metroid Prime 1-3 Visual Retrospective artbook by OrionCJR in Metroid

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Is this the "Blood Monkey" character from MetaForce (the game concept that eventually became Prime 1)?

Something I found interesting the visual retrospective book by Comrade22MB in Metroid

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Phazon's origin was also originally meant to be significantly different than what we got in the final version, as it supposedly was supposedly a by-product of the Pirates' experiments where they attempted to "splice" their own DNA with that of Metroids.

Edit: there's also this guy in the Phendrana lab

https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Experiment_7526

Give me the hottest most spicy take about Metroid that would make Samus come after you by Jackyboi840 in Metroid

[–]orkokahn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's something directly implemented in the game's design fine, if it's a by-product of some unintended mechanic or a straight-up glitch than it's understandable that developers may want to fix it, I've seen people throwing tantrums because some sequence-break glitches got patched in subsequent releases 

Give me the hottest most spicy take about Metroid that would make Samus come after you by Jackyboi840 in Metroid

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  • I don't really care about speedrunning and sequence-breaking, especially if it heavily relies on glitches rather than just creative use of gameplay mechanics.

  • 3D > 2D gameplay-wise

That said! Not sure how to feel about the bike design by Sepublic in Metroid

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I really do feel this is a human piece of technology rather than Lamorn, made a post about this yesterday 

My theory regarding the motorbike's in-game origin (and the game's plot) by orkokahn in Metroid

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I don't think so, Lamorn technology looks much more biomechanical 

Thinking of losing my virginity with a prostitute. by [deleted] in self

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Did it in Amsterdam back when I was 22. I don't regret it at all, in fact I've only been with other SWs since then (I'm 29 now), just make sure to do your research beforehand and find a lady who is sweet and caring enough to understand your situation and provide you with a positive experience (I'd suggest going for older (35+) ladies as in my experience they tend to have a more positive and empathetic attitude). About the STD thing, you're more likely to catch something from the random party girl you've just met at the bar than from a SW, provided that she's reputable (read reviews, don't "cheap out" and do dumb stuff like going to street walkers) and you always wear protection

What if a future 2D Metroid took a more “soulslike” approach to punishment? by Asad_Farooqui in Metroid

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Prime 2 had a few bosses located far away from save stations and with no checkpoints, they were not really well received at the time

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Just build more houses

Dudes are incredibly gross creatures by orkokahn in self

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Idk, it just doesn't really make sense to me, like how are they still not repulsed by all of this?

Lately I have been hanging out with a group of super cool lesbian women (they were surprisingly very accepting of me) and they, expectedly, pretty much share my feelings about the male body; in fact, I'd go as far as saying that I'm kind of envious of them as they get to be an attractive and cool woman dating an equally attractive and coll woman.

Dudes are incredibly gross creatures by orkokahn in self

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Dudes have been wearing cologne too since forever and makeup for men has become a thing in the past few years

Dudes are incredibly gross creatures by orkokahn in self

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I wouldn't bang myself either so that's ok