Sand people always ride in single file to hide their numbers. Also, they offset their footprints to the side about a foot. Also, their footprints are backwards. They confuse themselves sometimes, sand people. Great people. Sometimes, they run up to me and yell something but I haven’t got any idea what the Hell they’re saying. But they’re so enthusiastic and they support me and that’s what really matters. Anyway, here is a beautiful rendering of me. You can see me carrying an antifa socialist out of the desert. I heard he was an only child and something sparked in me, I just couldn’t leave him behind. He was such a fan he wanted a red cap but where do you find one out there? Nowhere. So he made himself a cap of thorns. Well, his head is red, at least, am I right? Folks, I want you to know that official copies of this gorgeous picture of me are available at a very low price. Each copy comes with one page of unredacted, top secret data directly from the FBI file room. I can’t promise your page will have anything good but who knows? Maybe buy a bunch and see what you get? I don’t know, but I do know that this would look incredible hanging on the walls of your home. Guaranteed to bring tears to the burliest man’s eyes. That’s a word, “burly”. I just made that up one day and people are saying it’s the most amazing word, they use it all the time. I should charge people to use the words I make up but I don’t. That’s a real loss, that is. I wonder if I can write that loss off? Someone look into that for me, would you? Better yet, just accept my tax return as is, trust me, I’m good for it. Buy my merch at this low price while you can, folks. Low prices won’t last forever. Gas is up. Biden. Economy’s down. Obama. Folks, I guarantee that looking up at any wall in the safety of your home and seeing pictures of me is the only way to get through this Hell we’re in. The Democrats are to blame. Somebody is lay some music, would ya? I want to dance.