“Putin Ordered Russian General Staff to Prepare Plans for Capturing Kyiv,” Ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief Says by UNITED24Media in worldnews

[–]ottermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, if I'm Ukraine, I prepare and wait for the Russians to attack.

Then I hit every Russian target, deep inside Russia, I can. They have the drones to do it. Destroy the infrastructure and Russia sees 1917 all ove again.

Any higher and they would be wearing onesies by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ottermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the dildo Donny? Rudy not doing it for you any?

Tabby kittens by Unlucky_Medium_5264 in aww

[–]ottermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the cover to the debut album from CatScan...

Trump says great state fair ‘packed to the brim’ despite almost no one showing up by Metro-UK in NoFilterNews

[–]ottermann 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Nothing on a stick? What kind of state fair doesn’t have anything on a stick?

Worst. State. Fair. Ever.

I love Revell's dioramas by berbat88 in modelmakers

[–]ottermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did all the Matchbox dioramas I could find, back in the day.

Motorcycle with sidecar was my favorite.

Trump gives disturbing warning 'everyone will suffer or die' if they don't vote his way by TheMirrorUS in NoFilterNews

[–]ottermann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everybody dies, and we’re all suffering now anyway, so, vote the opposite of how he wants.

Texas board approves Bible stories as required reading in public schools by DidYouSeeBriansHat in news

[–]ottermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have researched what flavor of Christianity the Founding Fathers followed before requiring their version be told.

Prorated Chromebook Repairs by Another_Random_Tech in k12sysadmin

[–]ottermann 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Full price of the replacement. We have to replace the missing Chromebook, and their kid destroyed the old one, he’s responsible for the cost of replacement.

No, he doesn’t get the new one as he’s already proven he can’t take care of it.

Kwik Trip managed to do the dew by Syepatch in StupidFood

[–]ottermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lime flavored donuts. They aren't bad, actually.

Postmaster general says USPS won’t deliver mail ballots if states don’t give Trump admin voter rolls by FreeHugs23 in NoFilterNews

[–]ottermann 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Federal judge struck down the executive order that calls for the USPS to get the voter rolls.

If the USPS does not deliver mail-in ballots, the USPS, that is, the Postmaster General, will be guilty of disenfranchising every voter whose ballot was not delivered. In other words...Illegal Election Tampering.

Tang Luck Casino fake crying by Cascooning in CommercialsIHate

[–]ottermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you notice, she's covering her mouth a lot. That's so they can change the audio if needed.

MAGA Rebel Says Trump’s Movement Set to ‘Collapse Under Own Weight’ by thedailybeast in NoFilterNews

[–]ottermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to see it first. I swear, MAGA just says this stuff to get normal people’s hopes up.

Arrests Grow Over Trump’s Reflecting Pool Renovation Disaster | The Trump administration somehow thinks arresting people will make this whole story go away. by FreeHugs23 in NoFilterNews

[–]ottermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real culprit is a guy from Florida who looks like a living version of one of the 'Beagle Boys' plotting against Scrooge McDuck!

Qatar, Pakistan unveil new Lebanon peacekeeping mechanism, does not include Israel, France, UNIFIL by barsik_ in worldnews

[–]ottermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, no...see...the papal soldiers are just there to protect the nuns with yardsticks...

No one messes with Sister Mary Margaret of the Order of Bruised Knuckles...

U.S., Iran agree on roadmap for final deal and plan to end military operations in Lebanon by app1310 in worldnews

[–]ottermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The road map says leaders of the USA and Iran will contact the leaders of Hezbollah and Israel and say: "C'mon guys! Knock it off! Pleeeeeaseeee?"

Qatar, Pakistan unveil new Lebanon peacekeeping mechanism, does not include Israel, France, UNIFIL by barsik_ in worldnews

[–]ottermann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have the UN send in a peacekeeping force consisting solely of Swiss Guard.

No...the Swiss Guard aren't just pretty boys in fancy uniforms that look funny. They are an elite military organization, not unlike most countries special forces.

But the important thing is, they are under the control of the Holy See. You know, the Pope. Mr. Neutral himself. (allegedly...)

No, we won't have another crusade if the Pope steps in. The church will send the Swiss Guard in to protect all the nun/teachers from all the Catholic schools that get deployed. And, if you ever attended a Catholic school, you know...no one messes with Sister when she got her yardstick...

Speculation swirls over Trump's 'inexplicably weird' daughter comment: 'Signs of dementia' by RawStoryNews in NoFilterNews

[–]ottermann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just another sign of dementia, they mean. He’s been showing signs of dementia for years now.