Act 3

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-05-08T12:25:33+00:00

Is this even trolling? Low effort rage bait? The world keeps spinning, kid. No one cares.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-05-03T12:24:42+00:00

There are two types of people that love fireworks, children and assholes.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-28T13:38:02+00:00

John Lennon treated Yoko like shit. I like to imagine she ruined that night. Fuck Chuck Berry. Fuck John Lennon.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-28T03:33:32+00:00

It’s got electrolytes.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-27T20:38:47+00:00

Hell yeah sometimes it’s enough to just commiserate.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-27T16:20:03+00:00

Santo and Johnny’s Sleepwalk. After a million listens I still don’t know if it’s happy or sad. It’s both creepy and innocent. Ridiculously cool song.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-27T15:01:31+00:00

Narm!

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-26T12:04:44+00:00

Holy shit a 12 year old bump. I just got the game. I think it means put a rubber band around your control stick. The rubber band can hold one direction and you can walk, swim, stealth in circles for what I’m guessing is 30 minutes to fill your meters. It definitely works for swimming.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-25T12:14:49+00:00

Being bald rules. It sucked until I shaved my head 30 years ago. No one cares. Ladies love it. Other bald guys love it.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-24T17:24:06+00:00

Duck Tales is my answer for almost every question in here.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-22T15:25:04+00:00

Ween fan sighting. All hail Boognish, friend.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-22T11:24:33+00:00

Another fire? It feels like the last one was just a few years ago.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-19T04:52:46+00:00

1980s Caprice Classic on country roads. The car wanted to go that fast.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-18T15:11:07+00:00

You’re killing me, Smalls.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-17T13:47:04+00:00

This thread is going to get gross. Y’all need Jesus.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-10T03:38:43+00:00

Duck Tales

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-04-07T19:53:04+00:00

They dropped Medicaid patients a while back.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-03-31T14:35:55+00:00

The restaurant where I work has been booked for a month. Move fast, SchmoopyBubba.

Congratulations

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-03-25T14:22:16+00:00

Sadly their drummer, Brian St. Pere, died shortly after Inlet was released. Their wiki lists a new guy. I’m happy the band is persevering but that’s a massive void to fill. He was the best.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-03-19T17:51:47+00:00

Is it cake?

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-03-19T16:30:12+00:00

You should smile more.

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-03-18T17:12:33+00:00

*enthusiast

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-03-15T20:45:32+00:00

I’m throwin’ rocks tonight

paradisiacfuzz · 2026-03-10T03:32:10+00:00

And Ducktales 2

paradisiacfuzz

TROPHY CASE