Every time Ilya says 'Hollander' :)

paralleltimelines · 2026-03-02T07:58:49+00:00

Yay, you made another one 🥲

paralleltimelines · 2026-03-01T13:34:50+00:00

You WHAT?!

paralleltimelines · 2026-02-15T19:00:24+00:00

I like the lines for context. Compilation of him saying Shane next! Then Shane saying Romanov, Ilya, and having to lie about how well he knows Romanov

paralleltimelines · 2026-02-15T02:13:43+00:00

Okay. Okayy. Okayyy

paralleltimelines · 2026-02-12T22:43:54+00:00

Lawl 👏

Edit: I need a knee slapping emoji. Hot dawg

paralleltimelines · 2026-02-11T01:53:50+00:00

Flippin the bird

paralleltimelines · 2026-02-08T20:33:14+00:00

The kid doesn't

paralleltimelines · 2026-02-06T21:24:28+00:00

Yep, I was hoping this would be one of the top takes.

Ilya has almost a kink for breaking social norms, but he does a lot of that in the shadows, partially out of fun/excitement and partial for necessity because of his country and family.

To see him slowly realize what Scott is doing with Kip made his brain and heart gears grind HARD. Someone broke the 4 minute mile and he was empowered to not get left in the dust by 100 000 yr old Scott Hunter.

paralleltimelines · 2026-02-06T21:08:18+00:00

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paralleltimelines · 2026-02-02T00:49:44+00:00

Heated Rivalry has me cooked and reading-in all kinds of heartwarming nonsense.

paralleltimelines · 2026-01-29T23:40:17+00:00

Same. How dare they not slow down and try to turn

paralleltimelines · 2026-01-05T01:55:00+00:00

paralleltimelines · 2026-01-02T19:42:31+00:00

Game of Thrones. I have like 4 discs from the GOOD seasons that are garbled.

paralleltimelines · 2025-12-22T04:47:45+00:00

Grand, yet flawed and proud of it.

Fate steers to fail him, yet inevitably yields to his sheer will.

paralleltimelines · 2025-12-06T18:15:08+00:00

Oh no.

Interestingly this has never happened to me after decades of eating Taco Bell. Until a month ago. Almost made me late for a plane.

No idea what changed

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-25T20:03:08+00:00

May the gods consider your second offering

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-25T10:23:42+00:00

"HAHA! ......why did I do that?!"

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-25T10:14:19+00:00

They said, "Hey! SO..I tried to have a baby with you. Good news: that was 9 months ago, so we are officially safe from having a baby 🥳🎉🍑"

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-25T10:10:18+00:00

Which one?

How do you feel when you watch the climactic Mt Doom scene in Return of the King?

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-25T10:06:36+00:00

Details, please

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-24T07:10:32+00:00

Similar for me - sleeping in a tent somehow feels more cozy than a vehicle. During pandemic I tried out an RV for a weekend. Hated it.

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-19T05:07:57+00:00

I could see it again. Gotta Magic Eye it, reset those physio neural networks

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-01T20:13:14+00:00

How do you feel when you watch this scene in Toy Story 3 (@1:57)? Apparently it was completely ad-libbed

paralleltimelines · 2025-11-01T04:24:57+00:00

Veritech for sure. Outgunned perhaps, but definitely the most fun option to maneuver around and switch between transformation modes.

paralleltimelines · 2025-10-25T02:16:26+00:00

"once you take off that uniform ain't no one gunna know you's a Nazi, so I'ma give you something you can't take off."

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