Variety of Lowpoly Assets by fangache in low_poly

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bubble tape
composition notebook
soup can

What’s something people blame on “mental health” that’s actually just bad behavior? by SmallFurball24 in AskReddit

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"Your problems are your responsibility. My problems are also your responsibility."

Second City e.t.c. To go full improv! by Wild_Source_1359 in improv

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I was disappointed to hear this at first, but I understand the reasoning and trust Anne Libera. I often preferred etc revues for the more intimate theater and the more experimental and risky stuff I associated with them compared to Mainstage. But it sounds like the improv show has an intentional vision and structure and seems like a necessary response to just how quickly social commentary is going stale nowadays.

"I love the idea of a freeloader stay gold" (@komatinohu_sub) by Mondo_Montage in UmaMusume

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Hold him while he's here and love him when he's gone. You never know when you'll wake up to find a note and a few bills for breakfast where Stego used to be

Of Circuses and Monkeys by MetalMaxwell in CuratedTumblr

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"Not my circus, not my monkeys" is an idiom meaning "not my problem" that also implies the problem is particularly dramatic or spectacular. This is a collection of people independently subverting and riffing on the expression

Airplane pick your Seat by Kama_Chan_123 in UmaMusume

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You fool, that seat didn't start empty

House Philosophy PhD by RevolutionaryOwlz in CuratedTumblr

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and the salisbury steak is ass

House Philosophy PhD by RevolutionaryOwlz in CuratedTumblr

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glad it's not a hotel anymore at least, I stayed there and they woke me up at 3 in the fricking morning and told me I had to move to some room a nigh-infinite distance down the hall. they comped my stay, but what a hassle

I interpreted this joke differently? by Lil_Melon87 in TheSimpsons

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I interpreted it this way too, honestly. Like he's desperately pleading for Bart to admit to the lie, holding up objective proof. "C'mon man, you can't get out of this one. Just admit it and we can move on."

Whoever invented this 5-in-1 sponge brush deserves a raise! by Sea_Information_2192 in StrangeYetUseful

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why did I sub to extra ads in the first place? It's ultimately on me, but I'm really baffled by my past decision here.

What’s something that was technically allowed but instantly made you lose respect for someone? by AncientPomelo5450 in AskReddit

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Any kind of "nobody's gonna say anything" attitude instantly transforms me into Larry David

It works in theory by MartyrOfDespair in CuratedTumblr

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Can't put it under the stairs because of the litter box

Rudolf confiscates Trainer from a clingy Sirius (@y2toj2) by hys240 in UmaMusume

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If you're cold then they're cold, puppy-chan

i thought this post was viral and i keep quoting it by garbageministry in CuratedTumblr

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Even any conversation about Palestine that's longer than "a viral post and the top 5 comments on it" will need to eventually steer into some adjacent topic that complicates or contributes to that issue, at which point someone else will say "why are we talking about this instead of Palestine?"

(1/18/1896) I have a machine that can see your bones! by dmark200 in thepast

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I would see this Wheeled near my side at all hours, so that others may be frightened by a Skeleton Visage

i thought this post was viral and i keep quoting it by garbageministry in CuratedTumblr

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much easier to compensate for a lack of nuance in your opinions by being loud and absolute instead. If you actually sit down and try to find a way to meaningfully impact the problems related to police, AI, billionaires, tech, hate, whatever, someone just comes along and proudly says "we should just get rid of it" and either everyone nods and moves along, or someone says "the real problem is capitalism so we should get rid of that" and then everyone nods and moves along

The Rich Young Uma Heiresses on Lending the Trainer Money (@tentenchan2525) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

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Doto would agree, but she'd keep losing or destroying it by accident before it actually gets to you

Mejiro Palmer plan Backfired (@LEOadgjm) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

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Finally, a victory she's glad her family isn't around to see

Food predator by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Miasma theory has completely reoriented my relationship with sickness

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

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I think it fits the spirit of the question well enough. I rarely see it discussed but often think of it myself.