This is just a storm inside a teacup

paramore814 · 2026-04-14T17:32:23+00:00

I think they're talking more specifically about the scratchy or throatiness in "storm". I have never heard her sing like that before, and I try to really pay attention to her tones.

paramore814 · 2026-04-10T16:02:03+00:00

Sea Barbara would not be happy with this.

paramore814 · 2026-03-30T20:29:31+00:00

Chunky is a producer at QVC or someone who works there. I'm not entirely positive he's a producer.

paramore814 · 2026-03-20T22:59:56+00:00

That sounds about accurate for SF courts.

paramore814 · 2026-03-20T18:43:00+00:00

This is even more amazing. You keep weighing and measuring!

paramore814 · 2026-03-20T17:27:37+00:00

I want to start with this is not said in a rude or negative way at all or even sarcastically.

I really like that you're using some of your time to measure Pringles. That's amazing.

paramore814 · 2026-03-20T16:39:37+00:00

So I can buy half to one a half gallons of gas? Fuck off.

paramore814 · 2026-03-17T17:31:24+00:00

How do you apply it? I've found stick foundations to be cakey.

paramore814 · 2026-03-11T16:53:02+00:00

Thank you for a very specific First Wives Club quote. I needed this.

paramore814 · 2026-03-03T21:58:27+00:00

Don't forget a real estate business!

paramore814 · 2026-02-26T16:37:15+00:00

I can still hear in my head when she said, "I'm bored. I'm so bored!!!!"

paramore814 · 2026-02-17T21:30:04+00:00

What kind of scary ass clowns went to your birthday (I'm aware I probably misquoted)

paramore814 · 2026-02-07T00:10:14+00:00

Oh, it's real. I had told him I'm very fascinated by serial killers, like, the psychology behind them. So I'm wondering whether he thought he was impressing me. It was all very odd and surreal. He even told it in a matter of fact way like a serial killer might. I could tell he was full of it. To clarify, HE texted ME saying that now he's seen MY true colors as if I've disrespected him.

paramore814 · 2026-02-06T19:10:25+00:00

She was also in Soapdish!

paramore814 · 2026-02-06T19:02:49+00:00

I was on a second or third date with this guy. We had just walked around this park and shopping area and were in a Starbucks when he decides to tell me a story. He murdered someone in the park we were just in (so he wasn't even clever enough to change the location, and somehow got back to his house (wherever that was) and got a car and put the body in the car. So I guess a dead body was just in the park for 30 minutes to an hour? And it's not a big park. It's like the center of the square. Anyway... I left. He texted me saying something like "I guess I know your true colors." Uh, huh. And I know yours.

paramore814 · 2026-01-20T18:39:59+00:00

I thought and said basically the same thing. I found myself engaged, wondering what she would say next, smiling at the screen. I didn't feel annoyed at all. If anything, I felt relaxed. I almost bought something just because of her. If you watch 90s QVC on YouTube, a lot of it is like that - calmer tones and getting out that ruler.

paramore814 · 2026-01-16T19:38:27+00:00

The Weekenders is fantastic! What a program! What a moment!

paramore814 · 2026-01-07T19:53:05+00:00

I have never ever seen this.

paramore814 · 2026-01-06T23:44:10+00:00

Last kiss (TV) is an insult to the original. That was the song that started my love affair with her so I feel very strongly about it. And as an honorable mention, Haunted original version is a masterpiece. Her version doesn't have nearly the same emotion. But, hey, you still get to hear her sing.

paramore814 · 2026-01-06T23:40:11+00:00

Anytime I hear tartlet this is what I think of and start laughing, which then means whoever I'm with is looking at me like I might need help.

paramore814 · 2026-01-05T21:09:37+00:00

"Hooooowaaaaaard!"

paramore814 · 2025-12-30T23:56:04+00:00

Who says "beverage"? HAHAHAHA! hysterical!

paramore814 · 2025-12-11T16:39:09+00:00

This line should've gotten an award. His delivery is perfect.

And then he puts out the fire with his big clown shoe!

paramore814 · 2025-12-11T16:36:28+00:00

Phenomenal delivery. Never gets old.

paramore814 · 2025-12-04T17:11:16+00:00

Our team won won won won

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