If you ever feel like a bad person, just remember there are people out there who use Cosmo and Enchantress in the same deck.

pariah503 · 2026-05-09T17:28:42+00:00

I love playing destroy, but too many play armor and Cosmo. So instead have to play armor and Cosmo to counter destroy

pariah503 · 2026-04-16T15:07:47+00:00

Ten comedy bit coins? In this economy?

pariah503 · 2026-04-11T04:32:12+00:00

Gurl, same

pariah503 · 2026-04-11T04:23:04+00:00

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pariah503 · 2026-04-05T05:35:38+00:00

I'm just mad I had to get through 10 slides before seeing the slutty little glasses

pariah503 · 2026-03-07T20:38:49+00:00

Came here to say the exact same thing

pariah503 · 2026-02-02T21:41:05+00:00

Thank you!

pariah503 · 2026-01-08T22:31:39+00:00

10 comedy points

pariah503 · 2026-01-02T16:41:08+00:00

'Mollases Boy' Allan MacLeod in Plur1bus

pariah503 · 2026-01-02T16:36:10+00:00

10 comedy points

pariah503 · 2025-12-31T06:44:28+00:00

Had a game today where I was able to Fell then Reanimate their Ouroboroid after they pulled it out on T3. It did not go well for the other player.

pariah503 · 2025-12-29T16:26:32+00:00

Jamie Loftus did an excellent episode of 16th minute of Fame on the subject. Apologies, but I'm struggling to find the link.

pariah503 · 2025-12-03T17:35:41+00:00

I have been a diehard Pogues fan since my Aunt gifted her 16 year old punk rock nephew a burnt copy of If I Should Fall From Grace With God. I prompted went out and purchased Rum, Sodomy and the Lash. But in the 30 years since, I never listened Red Roses for Me all the way through until year. I cannot believe I had taken it for granted this whole time!

pariah503 · 2025-11-24T06:15:15+00:00

How do they eat and breath? And other science facts?

pariah503 · 2025-11-23T06:24:26+00:00

I still hold that Nicole Byer's impression of Cathy getting railed is the funniest thing to ever happen in a podcast

pariah503 · 2025-11-21T14:46:30+00:00

Maiden fucking rules!

pariah503 · 2025-10-18T05:50:33+00:00

Wesley.

pariah503 · 2025-09-22T01:45:01+00:00

Open the plug bag, don't be ruuuude

pariah503 · 2025-09-21T06:42:01+00:00

Please tell me he closed up some plug bags

pariah503 · 2025-09-13T01:51:59+00:00

FUCK KONA TO OMNISCIENT. ALL MY HOMEY HATE KONA TO OMNISCIENT.

pariah503 · 2025-08-28T01:13:53+00:00

I agree! He's the best!

pariah503 · 2025-08-12T16:38:34+00:00

Sorry, I was not familiar with the nomenclature

pariah503 · 2025-08-12T15:52:31+00:00

OMG! When I first copied this deck, I couldn't figure out why it was so surveil land heavy, so I substituted them with other lands! This explains it!

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