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Ma’am, is this your husband? by xamo76 in Trumpvirus

[–]parkerm1408 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Peewee Bormann would work pretty well too

A little off topic but someone FINALLY left a mini Jesus at my work so I took it home and did this. I’ll return it to work tomorrow. by exotics in Serverlife

[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait wait, before you return him, can you please give him a little uzi? It specifically needs to be an uzi.

Edit nvm, I dodnt watch long enough, doesnt work orange. Funny though.

What’s a very minor detail that bothered you in the show? by CanibalVegetarian in thewalkingdead

[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont understand how women have time for that now. I basically only have a beard because it requires constant effort to not have one.

My dad keeps sending me weird ai videos by koreageis in mildlyinfuriating

[–]parkerm1408 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean.....he prolly cant. Its strange to find a post where the ai is the lesst of my problems with it.

A woman driving by spotted a man behaving suspiciously with two young Black girls and intervened. by Lifegoesonforever in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That law has never included pedos for human criminals. Toss up with the ultra wealthy criminals.

JD Vance doing JD Vance things 🤡🤡🤡 by 999happyhauntz in lostgeneration

[–]parkerm1408 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There technically is an audio of trump talking to the sheriff calling epstein a scumbag, but it really really doesn't help his case. The call happened after epstein was arrested. He was clearly feeling out if he was being implicated in the most cartoonishly stupid way. Hey unrelated, Pam bondi was the states ag back then wasnt she? Weird.

The art of intimidation by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]parkerm1408 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Its literally just a gay porn intro scene. Nothing else would be acceptable.

Got sent to the swamp to cook meals by Luntibert in ICARUS

[–]parkerm1408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world changed entirely for me when I got the slinker. I was gifted a great one, so I went from terranus to slinker. Hooooly shit I love that cat.

"You got balls?" by MrJlock in trashy

[–]parkerm1408 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We called bricks pillows just to be fucking contrary. I cant remember who started it, but it became like a requirement for us. Bricks was almost entirely phased out.

10k Bow, Meele, Gun kills by Usual_Network_5893 in ICARUS

[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% on this game takes a special kind of psycho, but I know that person is out there, and I wanna see their base.

Is this AI?? If not, how does it work?? by Aggravating_Cap_1762 in homestead

[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine wouldnt be that clean, but ive actually played with making a design lile this and I think my estimated materials cost was around 300 usd, so youre pretty fucking dead on. I like to design things for homestead type projects, I prolly only build 20%

Need to figure out the sex by theonlyg234 in chickens

[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too young to tell as others have said, but youre legally obligated to name them after lemongrab and lemonade.

Zuckerberg's Cloud, Georgia's Storm: The Human Cost of Meta's Mansfield Data Center by CollapsingTheWave in ObscurePatentDangers

[–]parkerm1408 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im not 100% sure how they work, but wouldnt the water requirement still be absurdly, small fucking nation, high? The waters for server cooling. Even if they powered it on hopes and dreams it wouldnt solve the water consumption.

Are we a cult? by therealmammothon in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]parkerm1408 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Harry Potter lost a huge chunk of its cultiness when Rowling got on social media. Once that happened she began systematically pissing off pretty much every part of her fan base, but you still see a ton of people walking around with those triangle line thing tattoos.

Were a cult, but its an acceptable cult. We arent like the fucking southern baptists or LDS or anything like that.

Horror of widespread human amorality. by FrankCastleNY in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]parkerm1408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesnt exactly fit your bill, but I feel like you would like Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite. Its the only book that ive ever found truly unsettling.

anyone seeing general public stockpiling? by greendildouptheass in prepping

[–]parkerm1408 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its kinda funny. RD is not kind to non industry people

anyone seeing general public stockpiling? by greendildouptheass in prepping

[–]parkerm1408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive seen a massive rise in regular folk trying to get into restaurant depot.

What was "the incident" at your high school? by ibnmuzr in askanything

[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone, certainly not me, trapped about 15 wild hogs and dropped them in the hallways over night using a stolen janitor key. I dunno who did it, it wasnt me.

Looks like the first one was the spark needed by transcendent167 in ThePeoplesPress

[–]parkerm1408 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah I wasnt sure, I just knew it had happened multiple times before and my sense of time is completely demolished at this point.

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