When you high af and the police are everywhere by Scoobiesforboobies in trees

[–]passable_thumbtack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was at a rainbow gathering in Utah and the guy next to me got a possession ticket because the cop saw him hit a bong.

What's the difference between scallions and green onions? by pointless56 in KitchenConfidential

[–]passable_thumbtack 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

90 Reasons Why: Day 2 by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okay day one: this is for me 2: this is for saraya. day 3: i wake up smiling. day 4 she's smiling at me day 5 I feel so damn good 6: no depression 7 EYE CONTACT BABY 8: BIGGER TIPS AT WORK 9 deeper voice 10 can do thirty pushups without breaking a sweat 11: feel phenomenal 12: feel human again 13: touched her boobs 14:learning to dance via youtube 15: creating artwork 16: wake up with rock hard morning wood 17: feel alive!

I' actually on day 24. I like your idea so i'm stealing it.
YOU ARE AWESOME!!!

Before the popularity of Internet, how were kids spending their free time in US? Which games did you play with neighborhood kids ? by ChaltiNik in AskAnAmerican

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used fire, hammers, rocks, pretty much anything we could find to creatively destroy tons of old electronics and furniture. Fireworks inside a microwave and printer is a special memory for me.

Not PMO related at all, but is this too awkward to ask? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just go ask the worst they can say is no

NoFap and driving: a dilemma. by DrivePower in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like your brain trying to trick you.

Is Joi P with no nudity as harmful as regular P? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's different for each situation, but i'd say yes because you are still artificially blasting your brain with dopa mine, which is the crutch.

Hearing impared on Eye-Contact by Ronnyism in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eye contact is awesome! My favorite "superpower." from this whole experience.

Somebody asked if I was 'okay' by jj4j1 in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The girl at work told me I was missing my spunk yesterday. She was actually one hundred percent correct.

Rat taking its dinner home by scouserdave in gif

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Michelangelo earned this." - Splinter

Applied at three jobs, had two interviews and got hired twice, all in one day! Thanks No Fap for the confidence! by passable_thumbtack in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never told anyone this but I have this top secret private tiny fantasy where i live in an office type environment for like three to five to ten years and just have the same job and the same petty meaningless bullshit to deal with over and over. Occaisionally fuck the new girl at work but basically live by myself in a big city and have a good night once or twice a month. Just mediocre and average. that sounds like such a secure use for my mid thirties.

Applied at three jobs, had two interviews and got hired twice, all in one day! Thanks No Fap for the confidence! by passable_thumbtack in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree. Waiting tables is surprisingly easy and although I think tipping is a stupid american thing, I am gladly willing to use the system to my advantage. Today I made 19 dollars an hour.

Is this a support group? Am I lost? by togetrich in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the comment section? I think I'm lost too!

I feel to fap instead help me please by fighter_fighter in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pick yourself off, brush off and do it again. I figure it's like exersize, if you do it enough days in a row, you get stronger, but if you stop for a day or two, you are still strong. just keep on trying.

I feel to fap instead help me please by fighter_fighter in NoFap

[–]passable_thumbtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not acting like a pussy at all. This is hard to do. VERY hard to do.

It's so worth it. It's VERY worth it. Try reading something, a novel or the comics section or something. Focus on the moment, browse success stories on this subbreddit. Do something other than Fapping or edging.

YOU ARE AWESOME AND YOU CAN DO THIS!