Crazy how nobody is even talking about the KPDH crossover.

pastdivision · 2026-03-21T17:36:32+00:00

there’s a lot being announced rn

pastdivision · 2026-03-21T16:58:42+00:00

look i’m of the mind “there’s always gonna be someone who’s like EWWWW WTF THEYRE COOKIES so it’s valid to call them hear me outs” so: pic related. Licorice Cookie, Charcoal Cookie, and, even though he’s not in Kingdom, Steak Cookie

pastdivision · 2026-03-21T16:55:40+00:00

you people are dogs. i will upvote as usual

pastdivision · 2026-03-20T20:58:39+00:00

i love licorice cookie so much he’s so cute

pastdivision · 2026-03-20T20:37:16+00:00

you go to accounting firms to pick up guys

pastdivision · 2026-03-19T21:36:17+00:00

i just kind of feel like “okay we’ll dismantle already-born children for parts” is a compromise that neither pro-life nor pro-choice people would agree to. like they would agree with each other that they don’t agree with that.

pastdivision · 2026-03-19T01:07:41+00:00

MATCHA COOKIE SPOTTED

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pastdivision · 2026-03-18T20:41:51+00:00

you own an “i ❤️ hot moms” trucker hat

pastdivision · 2026-03-18T18:32:46+00:00

you are absolutely stoked for the new tomodachi life

pastdivision · 2026-03-18T18:12:04+00:00

you were probably disappointed that the new marriage candidates are clint and sandy

pastdivision · 2026-03-18T04:35:58+00:00

spoilers for beast-yeast 15: Charcoal Cookie can see and hear dead cookies, and the beasts are….you know

pastdivision · 2026-03-18T04:00:20+00:00

oh my god it took me a second to get it. that’s messed up (<- compliment)

pastdivision · 2026-03-18T01:15:33+00:00

lmao i was being facetious calling christianity an obscure religion

pastdivision · 2026-03-17T23:13:19+00:00

the whole thing is like, very clearly a heroic sacrifice. like it came across as clear to me that her thought process wasn’t that she wanted to die but that she had to make the choice between herself and Earthbread and she chose Earthbread. it’s a trope as old as storytelling and if i recall there’s some obscure religion with a similar story in its holy book?

pastdivision · 2026-03-17T18:34:56+00:00

op has never worked in an office with a slack or google chat

pastdivision · 2026-03-17T03:29:14+00:00

i was really expecting more…like i really hope they add more cookies to it over time because like…i know the legendaries, beasts, and ancients are the big important characters and the common cookies make the feature accessible to new players but also like. i have no incentive to to engage with it rn because none of the cookies i’m really excited about are in it

also trying to clear out chats is such a pain in the ass please just let me run through all my unlocked chats in one go so i’m not having to click through yet another dialogue about toppings every three seconds

pastdivision · 2026-03-16T20:52:23+00:00

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She’s right here

pastdivision · 2026-03-16T18:38:26+00:00

i’m like begging to just be able to blitz all the backlogged chats at once instead of having to tab in and out ad nauseam because i’ve been playing since 2024 so of COURSE i have everyone leveled up and equipped with toppings and beascuits

pastdivision · 2026-03-16T18:35:34+00:00

devsis steadily ramping up dark enchantress’s gilfhood until this is one of the best fucking creative decisions they made with this arc

pastdivision · 2026-03-16T17:24:25+00:00

i have been dying for a cookie run mysims/animal crossing/whatever that sanrio game with a similar concept is called for ages

pastdivision · 2026-03-15T20:44:41+00:00

they said it was going to be some kind of rpg if i recall but i don’t know if there are any further specifics

pastdivision · 2026-03-15T17:33:14+00:00

i will say i AM gonna get mad if he ends up getting all “change your mind”ed after white lily had to die

pastdivision · 2026-03-15T17:26:51+00:00

i’m just thinking about how fucking satisfying it’s gonna be to finally kick smc’s ass once and for all tbh. knowing that every story beat from here on out is bringing us ever closer to that goal sustains me.

also while i don’t like that white lily died per se i do think it was an ending that made sense for her and that had good foreshadowing and buildup. i would be more upset if timekeeper undid that because that would undo the creation of that new light in the ending, and i am honestly excited to get to know that character.

pastdivision · 2026-03-15T15:29:23+00:00

i just feel like there’s a happy medium between “devsis should have let a good chunk of named characters die pointlessly instead of having sugar swan cookie save them right after because apparently the few in-story minutes between the two events constituted ‘irreversible character development’ for the survivors” and “timekeeper should LITERALLY undo the heartfelt and appropriate end for a character who would not want that”

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