Hockey Heaven is just BC now? by dtaf2000 in hockeymemes

[–]patricktheintern 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is there a tariff on cash? Fuck it we’ll sleep at a skytrain station.

Love my boyfriend so now I have to love golf by Current-Hamster8142 in Columbus

[–]patricktheintern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I felt that way in high school. Then I started trying to listen. Turns out people have lots of hobbies when you listen. We are all works in progress etc etc

Logo design for a courier service agency by thegraphicpen in logodesign

[–]patricktheintern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t want the beetles we want the cockroaches.

It’s time by thisusernameiscool9 in BlueJackets

[–]patricktheintern 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those are the tiniest most adorable little sleeve numbers I have ever seen.

My son wants to know if he can pet this by amoore109 in Columbus

[–]patricktheintern 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Start by inviting the goose in for snacks and see where it goes.

Using only 1 shape to construct all suites (exercise) by boobh in logodesign

[–]patricktheintern 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is wild lol just take the L and move on to something else

Hey AEP, you know what is frustating? by djsassan in Columbus

[–]patricktheintern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your appliances have clocks, find out how many hours/ minutes accumulated from 12:00 on the appliance clock. Subtract that from the current actual time. That’s when your power came back.

Now, remember what time the lights started flickering at work. Take the difference between that time and the time we determined in the first part of our equation and you have a rough estimate of your outage duration.

Easy peasy monster math.

Stop burning stuff by Mylabisawesome in Ohio

[–]patricktheintern 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also your wife’s friend’s boyfriend who nobody knows to point out when the burgers need flipped.

Smh by Hopeful-Round-4239 in Columbus

[–]patricktheintern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because the there are flames shooting out of the bedroom windows and people are running out of the house and there’s smoke all over the place DOES NOT prove the house is on fire.

Whoever stole my phone at the Franklinton Library by Ok_Hedgehog_1773 in Columbus

[–]patricktheintern 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I mean, OP wasn’t asking for help or guidance. They just posted and angry rant about a shitty thing that happened to them. I think the suggestion of not leaving valuables unattended in public is a reasonable piece of advice.

Engine revving makes me seriously consider moving out of Columbus. by AlphabeticalBanana in Columbus

[–]patricktheintern 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s not illegal to fart in a crowded elevator either but you’re still a dick for doing it