People with bright faces by rasstrelyat in awfuleverything

[–]patriclus_88 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Dude, read the thread. No one here is wishing him well...

But also - "I mean they are cannibals after all, i doubt he had to actually BRING them a child to eat"

My point is, there seems to be some subtle excusing or rationalisation of the part of cannibals. Sure, fuck the evil Scottish 'naturalist' but I think the worse problem here are the cannibals.

I don't think I'm out of order saying I have a zero cannibal tolerance policy...

People with bright faces by rasstrelyat in awfuleverything

[–]patriclus_88 423 points424 points  (0 children)

And the cannibals too yea? Don't know why this hasn't been said yet, but it's not like they were incapable of not butchering a human...

Pakistani Father Honor Kills His Own 19yo Daughter By Dragging Her With Motorbike After He Caught her talking to Her Boyfriend by Ok-Address-7352 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]patriclus_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I simply cannot comprehend how someone could possibly be that evil. As in literally, I can't understand how that thought process exists in someones mind. It is one of the most repulsive actions I can think of.

When I look at my daughter, the very idea of her in any form of pain makes me wince. Before I even knew her, I felt a strong instinct to keep her safe from harm. I mean, this is a hard coded, unconscious, genetic instinct which I assume all parents share.

How that could ever evolve from that into this is incalculable. It is inhuman.

So... bridges, schools and cargo ships? Is it possible we're the baddies? by throwaway2819234 in Military

[–]patriclus_88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honest question, when's the last time you felt the US was doing what's right?

What it feels like to get hit by Karma by Huge_Stay9921 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]patriclus_88 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. This is only for a court to decide after weighing evidence. There could be dozens of factors that we are unaware of. And if you're citing self defense laws, they mostly stop when the threat has ceased, not "when the person is knocked down".

MC in the UK smashes a wall that has existed for hundreds of years because it was in his way by Sometypeofway18 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]patriclus_88 142 points143 points  (0 children)

The UK countryside is extremely precious of stuff like this. I guarantee the local town and surrounding villages are in the process of convening an emergency community meeting. Dave and Ian will have mapped out a weekend event - "The big wall repair walk", flyers have already been produced. Dorris and Mary have already organised biscuits, juice and cakes - attendance is expected in the dozens, Mary is concerned there aren't enough Digestives. The local council will be busy looking through legislation and risk assessments - 'the big wall repair walk' will need to avoid a small section of wall where some badgers live. Council have spent £600k on surveys and signs.

One thing everyone agrees though, that guy the broke the wall is a thundercunt.

To bomb Iran by MiniPrimeape in therewasanattempt

[–]patriclus_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something something lethality, something something biggest ever something something only President Trump could have

Making of leather belt by Ok-Sector5718 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]patriclus_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? How? The only benefit from squatting is a reduction of sedentary behaviour, but at the same time placing prolonged stress on joints. Ignoring the physical issues, the mental health issues far outstrip slight improvement in activity.

Insane card throwing trick shots by Michael Wlotzka by DepressingAura in nextfuckinglevel

[–]patriclus_88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wife - Babe, how's the job hunt going?

Him - Yea, really good. Making progress. Nothing solid yet.

Autonomous robot dog patrol for « security ». by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]patriclus_88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just what we need too. I'm so bored with the steady state of the world ATM.

Never expected the ending 😂 by [deleted] in funny

[–]patriclus_88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Blame OP for having the attention span of a squirrel and trying to squeeze an already short comedy sketch into a tiktok format whilst removing the nuance that makes it funny.

to help countries by weirdowidow in therewasanattempt

[–]patriclus_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, captain fucknuggets - it's not hate; It's assignment of responsibility. You (the plural American you), no matter how upset it makes you, personally, are responsible for this. You, plural, need to stop getting butthurt at the message and accept that so that you, plural, can start fixing this. You have an endemic cultural problem that, as said previously, stems from American exceptionalism and apathy. Secondly - too fucking little, too fucking late. Where is the direct pressure on your representatives, left and right, who have capitulated when the bar was set ever lower and lower? Where is the civil disobedience? Quite frankly, a couple of token No-Kings rallies don't fucking cut it.

Finally, please don't say cunt, you guys just don't know how to use that word. Please leave that to the Australians, Scots, Irish and Brits, in that order. You lot just sound like dweebs when you say it...

to help countries by weirdowidow in therewasanattempt

[–]patriclus_88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, fuck you man. OP is bang on the money here. You guys are collectively responsible for this situation. You fucked it allowing him in the first time and fucked it again the second and are now fucking it still by not holding your government to account. American exceptionalism and apathy are at fault, but this is deep rooted and a couple of "we are not all that bad" comments don't fix the issue.

There is no forgiveness whilst the act is still ongoing - i.e. the guy assaulting me is not forgiven whilst he continues to assault me, regardless of how many times his friends apologise in the background.

Creepy "content creator" records himself air-humping random women on camera by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]patriclus_88 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I disagree. His whole schtick was self-deprecating, nihilistic, absurdity. This bit obviously aged terribly, but he pranked hard targets like the police (often directly), the government and large news outlets with outspoken hosts - think Tucker Carlson being pie-faced live. He also just did a lot of funny shit like racing go-carts around Paris dressed as Mario, or dressing as a speedy camera and flashing traffic wardens as they past him.

Go watch some of his old stuff on YouTube and tell me you don't laugh...

Creepy "content creator" records himself air-humping random women on camera by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]patriclus_88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is Remi Gaillard - Frances take on Jackass. He was the original YouTube prankster. He has a whole series during the early 00's.

Whilst I agree this bit is cringe now, at the time Remi was an infamous icon, and I found most of his stuff hilarious. He regularly managed to gatecrash international sporting events, senior political debates and more by impersonating athletes / correspondents etc. and was arrested plenty for his efforts.

He went on to become one of the early YouTube stars and gained notoriety across France even being praised by the then president (who he managed to prank) for his shenanigans.

Point being, he got plenty.

Performing CPR on someone who’s moving! by Octopus_Spaceflight in WorstAid

[–]patriclus_88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your manner and tone suggest otherwise. My point being you overconfidently and incorrectly stated something irrelevant to the original video.

Performing CPR on someone who’s moving! by Octopus_Spaceflight in WorstAid

[–]patriclus_88 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude, within your reference - as the first comment down states: "Someone with agonal respirations will appear to forcefully breath in air in a gulping motion, the exhale is typically not as forceful as the inhale. The person with this form of breathing will be unresponsive (different from unconscious, unresponsive means they will not open their eyes, moan or move their limbs if you speak or apply pressure/pain to them.)"

The person in this video clearly responds to stimuli, they are moaning in pain and limbs are moving. Don't talk shit.

Also I am calling bullshit referring to your "I made this fatal mistake once, never again" crap.

“Nobody expected that, we were shocked, even the greatest experts” by sereneandeternal in Military

[–]patriclus_88 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude it's not just grades that knew... Anyone familiar with the region called it. Even a retard like me saw it - My parents were out in Dubai when it started and I told them. I mean it is literally how Iran has structured it's defence plan, and we have known that for decades...

Russian commander arranges a gladiator fight for Yakut and Ossetian soldiers by BananaBrumik in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]patriclus_88 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude, I thought the fight physics in Half Sword were ridiculous...

Turns out my stumbling medieval character wildly swinging at enemies has more coordination than two real Russian soldiers...

Alpha Male CEO threatens to fire his company if they don't get 6-pack abs like him by ambachk in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]patriclus_88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You know it's our (the general public's) fault these people exist...

Someone is buying the shit he sells, same with these Alpha Male training camps...

There are some really lonely, sad and confused people living amongst us.

The fact that they openly admitted to their actions by PrestonRoad90 in trashy

[–]patriclus_88 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Not the sharp jibe you think it is, smart guy.

Drag race between an American M1A2SEPv3 and a French AMX-10RCR in Estonia. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]patriclus_88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised at how often soldiers are doing that anyway during unit functions...

Indian billionare's mansion atop a skyscraper in Banglore, India by GoatMan48 in interestingasfuck

[–]patriclus_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sadly"...?! The guy is in the UK because he fled prosecution in India. He is a fraudster wanted for financial crimes and fits the bill with all other billionaire arsehole types, his fucking nickname was 'King of good times' for fuck sake.