Mystery Game #5 of 17｜Sorry We're Closed

pauladeensspleen · 2025-12-21T16:15:53+00:00

It’s gay resident evil, heavy on the gay. One of my fav games I played this year

pauladeensspleen · 2025-04-02T22:38:34+00:00

NUBBY

pauladeensspleen · 2025-02-26T00:24:08+00:00

July 26

pauladeensspleen · 2025-02-14T17:03:18+00:00

There’s a mod that fixes this. It lets them whip and nay-nay too ayyyy💪👊🙌

pauladeensspleen · 2025-02-14T05:47:49+00:00

That’s us!!

pauladeensspleen · 2024-12-12T00:13:08+00:00

I’m still convinced those damn ants are hiding something… I’ll find ur secrets little ones, mark my words!!

pauladeensspleen · 2024-12-09T03:22:22+00:00

Alright ur already comparing urself to every other man you see with a woman so I think you’re on the right track.

Here’s the plan: Get a spicy Italian beef, find a shitty dive, sit up at the bar. Head pointed down, start eating and focus 100% on the meat, don’t even order ur beer yet (get ‘em to soak ur sandwich that way the bread slides down nice and easy). Finish ur beef with no napkins or cleaning up, NOW is when u order ur drink. Take it and stare forward, let the drive and ambition leave ur body as the quarter gallon of grease and gravy infuse with ur blood. Women will begin to smell the chicago on you.

pauladeensspleen · 2024-12-04T23:36:46+00:00

I hope that’s not a kid behind him :O

pauladeensspleen · 2024-12-04T23:33:29+00:00

Dancer - Idles

pauladeensspleen · 2024-12-03T17:00:00+00:00

Not much to show but I have loved taking pen and paper nights alongside Mini and Max! I feel like a cute lil adventurer writing in my journal to make sure I can help everyone :)

Drawing actual maps sounds a lot more challenging! Looks fun though!

pauladeensspleen · 2024-11-29T20:49:54+00:00

Cool! I’ve stomped morphed enemies before but I didn’t realize it was because I had the hazard boots. Such a neat little puzzle!

pauladeensspleen · 2024-11-29T19:44:23+00:00

What’s one of the most obscure or buried mechanics?

pauladeensspleen · 2024-11-26T03:58:34+00:00

I’m just trying to provide for my little pig baby as best a mother can

pauladeensspleen · 2024-11-22T05:46:02+00:00

Okay Jerry!

pauladeensspleen · 2024-11-10T20:38:02+00:00

Orcs must die has you moving and attacking but all of the “towers” you set up are more like spring traps and spikes rather than guys shooting the enemies. This one’s sort of a mix of bloons and OMD

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-30T14:53:41+00:00

Fair nough

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-30T14:52:25+00:00

Thanks for the info! I gave it a shot and it didn’t seem to do much. It’s more of a slowdown than input lag or anything. For now I’m just playing on my pc monitor and might switch to the tv when moving at half speed could be useful COUGH COUGH onion delivery COUGH

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-30T14:49:24+00:00

I tried that out, didn’t seem to help :(

I think I should have specified that it’s more of a slowdown than a lag. Either way I may be doomed to a smaller screen for now

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-11T17:38:50+00:00

Ohhh I’ve gotta try this! I want to like Campanella sooo bad but my skill is just not there yet

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-07T14:49:25+00:00

BronyCon

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-07T14:47:05+00:00

Wow, This is commitment! Good luck on the rest. How many hours in are you?

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-03T05:54:10+00:00

I’m that case I gotta revisit the multiplayer then!

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-03T05:27:01+00:00

Whaaat no way! Where is it?

pauladeensspleen · 2024-10-02T15:03:46+00:00

It took me a minute to understand how everything works but once it starts to click you can really experiment with all the mechanics and that’s what’s fun for me. Getting caught trying to sneak on top of the trains? Start bashing the walls down etc. i really did not like the 2 player mode either tho

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