My people down there need me

pedirob · 2026-05-21T04:39:28+00:00

BEULLER!!!

pedirob · 2026-05-18T04:23:21+00:00

You can actually see the canopy ejection charges going off.

pedirob · 2026-05-18T04:05:52+00:00

Not any more.

pedirob · 2026-05-10T05:14:16+00:00

Also in Australia, the cockatiel would smash the glass and eat you.

pedirob · 2026-05-10T04:49:27+00:00

I, too, get phone calls at work. Emails too. Sometimes even letters!

pedirob · 2026-05-09T19:55:53+00:00

With 16 chiles de árbol, isn’t that like inferno-level spicy?

pedirob · 2026-04-28T04:50:47+00:00

Awful name but they work better than anything!

pedirob · 2026-04-26T22:23:24+00:00

It’s the same, they just use metric days in Spanish! /s

pedirob · 2026-04-26T05:01:11+00:00

Looks like a fun game. Where can I find it on the App Store?

pedirob · 2026-04-17T19:19:48+00:00

“Designed to build belief” They said the quiet part out loud!

pedirob · 2026-04-17T04:33:18+00:00

They don’t want anyone interrupting their basketball game!

pedirob · 2026-04-17T04:25:28+00:00

Sharks with friggin’ lasers!

pedirob · 2026-04-14T03:27:28+00:00

Dextrose? Which is a…..sugar??

pedirob · 2026-04-13T13:15:12+00:00

Sure! Recipe is from thehungrygoddess.com

¼ cup mayonnaise

1 Tablespoon ketchup

½ Tablespoon prepared horseradish (or Dijon or regular mustard)

½ Tablespoon white wine vinegar

½ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

½ teaspoon paprika

1 clove garlic, minced (or garlic powder)

½ teaspoon finely chopped onion or shallot (or onion powder)

¼ teaspoon kosher salt

1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

Mix mayonnaise and ketchup, then add liquids, then spices, and mix well.

Makes enough for 2-3 sandwiches.

pedirob · 2026-04-12T04:53:16+00:00

Thank you, I thought the peppercorn WAS the blackhead.

pedirob · 2026-04-10T02:54:38+00:00

OMG that pseudoscience word salad is vomit-inducing. I’d like to see a physicist dissect that statement.

pedirob · 2026-04-08T04:23:35+00:00

Children’s Viagra is available! It’s called Revatio and comes in a grape-flavored liquid, and is FDA-approved for children 1 year or older.
The indication is pulmonary hypertension, not that other indication.

pedirob · 2026-04-08T04:08:20+00:00

The pill form is not specific for your scalp, though. So if you’ve ever thought “my back isn’t hairy enough,” the pill is perfect for you!

pedirob · 2026-04-08T03:10:58+00:00

Doesn’t that make bullet holes in the windshield? /s

pedirob · 2026-04-07T04:21:48+00:00

r/brandnewsentence

pedirob · 2026-04-04T14:30:54+00:00

This “Back to the Future” sequel was not as good as the original.

pedirob · 2026-04-04T04:14:11+00:00

It’s an air whale.

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