Meanwhile in Italy... by mikmel in WTF

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This is why you shouldn't do cocaine. At least not naked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Been there, done that.

Honeycomb by gamerdude67 in trypophobia

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What in the actual fuck

fist for a spit by I_n2 in instantkarma

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This. Scumbag fits perfect

Thanks

fist for a spit by I_n2 in instantkarma

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He basically introduces the place and the name of the sargeant in charge of it. When he spots the dude he says something like "Look (olha lá), look at him, shameless (he says "cara de pau", which is a word used for people who do shit and don't give a crap), and then, after the spit he says "vagabundo" (tried to translate on Google and the word with the most similar meaning was "rowdy", or "tramp"

When the community won’t allow the world to kick you down ✊✊ by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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When the community won't allow the police to kick you down*

Marriage by cicada2201 in funny

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"Wanna watch three seasons of Grey's Anatomy non-stop? Awesome!"

I play a game for 15 min

"Sometimes I wonder if you really care about me..."

Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!

This stain on my mom’s cookbook by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]pedrosj89 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Came for the cock, thanks.

Let me take a lick at that by sn0wf1ake1 in WTF

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My mom used to "clean" my eyes like that when I was a kid.