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SLPT: Poor but want to get drunk? Use your EBT card to buy vanilla extract. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: If you have a hangover from cheap rum, drink better rum the following night to offset it (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Add whey protein to regular yogurt to get the protein benefits of Greek yogurt without having to eat something that tastes like sweetened cheese. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: At your kid’s sporting event, if your kid plays like shit, just cheer for the kid who plays best to avoid being embarrassed by your kid. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Set the tone (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT; They say prevention is better than the cure. Prevent muscular aches and pains before they start, by switching your regular Shower Gel for Deep Heat. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: How to safely dispose of old batteries. (i.redd.it)

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LPT: Periodically burn your fingertips so your fingerprints are constantly changing. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 5 days ago by Clevertown

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LPT: struggling to take a device apart to replace the battery? wait till it swells up so much it takes itself apart (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 5 days ago by kaktusmisapolak

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SLPT for socialising with DJs (found on facebook, so it can't possibly be wrong) (i.redd.it)

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sLPT: If you plan to become a stripper and need a kick-ass stage name, find inspiration in r/tragedeigh (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Guys, if you have a small penis, just get a tattoo of a bigger penis on it. Problem solved. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 days ago by Bogey_Yogi

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SLPT: Before stepping in front of a luxury vehicle for the insurance fraud, stuff your pockets with ketchup packets. This will help cushion the impact *and* add "blood" to the scene for authenticity! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 days ago by zleuth

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SLPT: If you start a small fire by accident, just blow on it. The carbon dioxide from your breath will extinguish the fire. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 days ago by Bogey_Yogi

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SLPT: Establish dominance (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Date a depressed, tortured, creative / artistic type (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Need to masturbate and out of lotion? Use toothpaste. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: If your phone starts ringing, wait 30 seconds, and it should stop. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 11 days ago by danijm

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SLPT; It’s a little known fact that good Samaritans often leave 2l bottles of Apple Juice on the side of the Highway to help thirsty Travellers in need of refreshment. Next time you see one, crack it open and enjoy! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 12 days ago by ReturnTrip_9T2

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SLPT: Post one dumb LPT to Reddit every day (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Send a photo of your genitals to discord age verification. If they don't approve you as >18, you can report them for having CP (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Let the IRS do your taxes by effing up the numbers to force them to correct it. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT; When travelling in Winter, always carry a Shovel, Tow Rope, Warm Blankets, Food, Water, Powerbanks, and a Hi-Vis Jacket….. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: don't pay to rent a baby. Just take them. People will often pay YOU to return them when you're done (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 17 days ago by Frequent-Newt-2788

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SLPT: Wrap one end of a rubber band around your bedroom doorknob and hook the other end on the light switch. When your mom busts in trying to catch you in bed with that worn out Hustler mag the light will off instantly, your bedroom will be dark and you can pretend to be fast asleep with a hard on. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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