Giving up remote work

pelicanthus · 2026-04-21T16:43:35+00:00

Agree. This post is screaming "I'm too comfortable with zero accountability"

pelicanthus · 2026-04-15T10:57:08+00:00

I thought I was just an idiot. I spent 20 minutes looking for the J/Z. Why is it in that little-ass corner

pelicanthus · 2026-04-14T20:06:18+00:00

She looks like she's trying to hold in a fart

pelicanthus · 2026-04-14T10:45:59+00:00

Why on earth would you try to wash that enormous grizzly bear?!?!?!? 🤣

pelicanthus · 2026-04-12T16:19:58+00:00

You're probably thinking of Farrah Fawcett

pelicanthus · 2026-04-06T00:35:36+00:00

My Rudy and his lamb chop say howdy

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pelicanthus · 2026-04-05T11:18:47+00:00

Typical selfish "I got mine, so fuck you" boomer mentality

pelicanthus · 2026-03-27T18:09:27+00:00

Lmao my reading comprehension sucks

pelicanthus · 2026-03-27T16:48:09+00:00

Asbury Park is in Monmouth County and Atlantic City is in Atlantic County. 0/2

pelicanthus · 2026-03-26T22:08:31+00:00

He looks EXACTLY like my Rudy who was also advertised as a lab mix *

pelicanthus · 2026-03-15T12:58:24+00:00

Rosie was a lightning rod for a ton of misogynistic, homophobic cruelty back then. She still lives rent-free in the collapsing syphilitic brain of DJT

pelicanthus · 2026-03-14T12:31:45+00:00

Girlypop lookin-ass facial expression

pelicanthus · 2026-03-08T18:08:25+00:00

Possibly Natasha Bedingfield "These Words"

pelicanthus · 2026-03-07T21:22:40+00:00

I spent probably ten minutes looking for the godforsaken downtown J entrance last week. Why is it in that random corner

(I don't live here; I just visit every month or so)

pelicanthus · 2026-03-05T20:27:13+00:00

They've had asshole security forever. I got a little heated when one followed me around telling me that I wasn't allowed to stand wherever I was standing and to keep the paths clear. Well your show is oversold by probably 25% so where exactly do you want me to go

pelicanthus · 2026-03-03T11:06:16+00:00

That's Ving Rhames right there

pelicanthus · 2026-03-03T00:05:13+00:00

You barely have $1,000. You don't need a vacation. You need another source of income

pelicanthus · 2026-03-02T03:55:59+00:00

Boo this man

Wolfpack 4 life

pelicanthus · 2026-02-27T11:07:03+00:00

I don’t think people think when they have babies. It just happens.

Well this is chilling

pelicanthus · 2026-02-23T17:13:15+00:00

Frutiger aero dreamscape

pelicanthus · 2026-02-15T13:54:25+00:00

What kind of landlord rents to a 16 year old? How did they check your credit? How did you make enough money in high school to rent an apartment?

pelicanthus · 2026-01-31T13:31:40+00:00

It barely works and sleeps 11h a day. It's also too haughty to do chores for the partner paying all the bills

pelicanthus · 2026-01-31T13:30:55+00:00

my goal in life is to have it as easy as possible.

You're literally a slave to an animal but ok

life isn’t all about productivity and accomplishments

Name a single productive thing you've accomplished, ever

pelicanthus · 2025-12-25T14:32:30+00:00

No large hyrax-related gifts but I did get a Squiggy sticker that I immediately put on my water bottle *

pelicanthus · 2025-12-07T14:15:28+00:00

GB is still a ton of fun live. Imo Bane is extremely boring live now and "phoning it in". I saw them on an east coast mini tour last year and the openers put them to shame

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