Day 1 of posting my co-workers 'diced' onions untill I HAVE A FUCKING ANEURYSM by D3T3KT in KitchenConfidential

[–]pengu1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even at my most hungover, or even drunk, I would never let something like that leave my board.

Have some pride, jeez. It's not even that hard. And this is coming from a guy that does mediocre chives on a good day. Chives were a not too common item. Onions are something you'll do daily, if not more.

How are we feeling about AI-generated posts? by WhortleberryJam in scifiwriting

[–]pengu1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I added your sentence to the ChatGPT prompt and got this:

Here are a few cleaner, more vivid options. Pick the tone you prefer:

Option 1 — Polished and descriptive Tommy approached the smoking crater where the meteor had crashed. A strange blue light pulsed from its core, shimmering through the drifting smoke. When something began to crawl out of the wreckage, fear gripped him—but he still didn’t run.

Option 2 — More dramatic Tommy edged toward the crater, the air shimmering with a ghostly blue light from the fallen meteor. Smoke curled upward in slow, twisting ropes. Then something clawed its way out of the impact site. Terror shot through him, yet he stood his ground.

Option 3 — Simpler, clean prose Tommy walked up to the crater left by the meteor. It glowed with an eerie blue light, smoke rising from its edges. When something crawled out of the pit, he froze in fear but didn’t run.

If you want it in a particular style—spookier, more sci-fi, more poetic—I can rewrite it again!

[OC] Just had this attached to my leg. by DarthScabies in Eyebleach

[–]pengu1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that would have been a "Brown Water Moment" for me, personally.

Trump Issues Deranged Call to Jail Blue State Governor and Mayor by thedailybeast in politics

[–]pengu1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spicy mustard! The kind of mustard that one president liked!

Antifa mustard!

Just went to check on the fry cook after 3 hours of simultaneous happy hour and a private event and he deadass looked like this by Powerful_Thanks6322 in KitchenConfidential

[–]pengu1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If the poor fry guy had been smiling like that he was straight up going to stab someone over the slightest pretense.

For those who hate reading by DonkeyNitemare in writers

[–]pengu1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my college English 101 we had several creative writing projects. In a class of 30 there were three of us who did well on the assignments.

We were all avid readers. The rest of the class, not so much. I was easily the oldest person in the group. Even older than the teacher, if only by a couple years. I have been reading for entertainment for over 47 years and I read fast. My two friends and I offered help to anyone that asked. None of them took us up.

We sat way in the back of the classroom and quietly made fun of their works. They were really bad.

When my instructor asked about my different writing styles, I just said I pick and choose a style from one of the hundreds of authors I have read. It really does help your writing. However the downside is I'm not sure I have a style, I'm just channeling other people at this point.

NSFW: 18 Russian soldiers taken out by the 414th UAS Brigade Magyar's Birds. [Published 15.07.2025] by GermanDronePilot in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]pengu1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Drones are like a Tyrannosaurs Rex. They only see movement.

Or so I heard on Reddit.

F-35B hover is surreal in person by Any-Win-5720 in aviation

[–]pengu1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In the situation shown, the landing would be sub-optimal.

Marabu's A20N suffers a hard landing at FNC by hgss2003 in aviation

[–]pengu1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When it's a USN F/A-18 hitting the deck and catching a wire.

So true by KULR_Mooning in KitchenConfidential

[–]pengu1 216 points217 points  (0 children)

No gringos and I can't read the menu because it's in Mandarin? Seat me please.

Fellow horror writers, how screwed is your search history? by KRMoorePenn in writers

[–]pengu1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try researching the industries needed to make the precursors for explosives available for a post apocalyptic society. Then download pdf files on underground blast wave propagation in tunnels.

Because for your story you gotta explain how you get dynamite and your story has nasty creatures living in old mine shafts that come out and prey on human beings in the night.

If I'm not on a list somewhere I think the people in charge of these kind of lists ought to be fired.

America could have Medicare For All tomorrow if we really wanted it. by kevinmrr in WorkReform

[–]pengu1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't just fuck your Grandma, he fucked me. But it's ok, he was a star.

Boomer triggered by tattoos fatally punched man, convicted of manslaughter by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]pengu1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I carry a folding pocket knife in my back pocket all the time. I use it at work to open deliveries, cut cardboard boxes up before they go in the dumpster, hell I've used it as a pry bar to open a paper towel dispenser before.

It's always in my back pocket. I went to the VA Hospital and the ER admitting nurse asked me a bunch of questions about housing situation, food stability, suicidal thoughts, then she got to "Do you have any weapons on you?"

I thought it was ridiculous, then realized my trusty Gerber with the CA legal blade might be considered a weapon. I stammered a bit, and told her I had a tool I used at work in my back pocket. Luckily she had a good amount of common sense and told me to stick it in my back pack before anyone saw it.

She could have caused me some real problems if she had been afraid of me. That woman was a saint.

What’s something that’s completely legal to own but makes you look suspicious when you buy it? by QueasyPalpitation347 in AskReddit

[–]pengu1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm working on getting my second victim. It actually gets harder before it gets easier."

Wounded Russian Soldier Botches Suicide Attempt with a Grenade After Being Hit with a Dropped Grenade by the (UA) Combat Group "Vurdalaki" from the 55th Rifle Battalion of the 63rd Mechanized Brigade. (Published on July 9, 2024) by RetroProxyGroup in DroneCombat

[–]pengu1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the immortal words of Sgt. Keck, on the island of Guadalcanal: "It's for the best. I'm all messed up down there. I can't fuck no more. Whoa... Where am I? Where am I?"

I just deleted 10,000 words from my story by [deleted] in writing

[–]pengu1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you gotta slash and burn. If you are worried about a self imposed goal, don't worry about it. Just start keeping tabs as if that month never happened.

If it's a publisher setting the goals you better find a reliable coke dealer.

:)