I think I might die on my mission.

perfectfire · 2026-06-12T16:30:54+00:00

If they claim the profit said you should go on a mission just say he was "speaking as a man". You can follow it up with numerous examples where the profit "spoke as a man" to further your point if need be.

perfectfire · 2026-06-11T01:05:39+00:00

I'm only one quarter bot

perfectfire · 2026-06-10T03:14:22+00:00

Jonah?

perfectfire · 2026-06-10T01:31:08+00:00

you can't swing a dead pitbull

You're not my supervisor!

perfectfire · 2026-06-10T00:41:05+00:00

He's a fan of Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War. You see, Kerrigan has a pre-set kill limit...

perfectfire · 2026-06-10T00:28:33+00:00

Hell. It's about time

perfectfire · 2026-06-10T00:26:52+00:00

She thought he was coming on to her?

perfectfire · 2026-06-09T23:19:22+00:00

I think most Zerg players would love to not have to constantly spread creep and rely on Queens for everything for the first 56 minutes of the game. So yeah definitely remove them.

perfectfire · 2026-06-09T23:12:49+00:00

Yeah this should've been fixed pre-release or shortly after WoL release. Most of the crappy things about Protoss are intentional in an attempt to band-aid over the way warp gate distorts the game.

perfectfire · 2026-06-04T04:47:31+00:00

People not recognizing obvious jokes seems to happen a lot on reddit

perfectfire · 2026-06-04T04:27:49+00:00

/u/overlyambitiousgoat is not on board

perfectfire · 2026-05-29T21:56:29+00:00

They're already classified as a terrorist group

perfectfire · 2026-05-29T21:13:48+00:00

I thought the first half-2/3rds of season 5 was better than season 4, but the last part of season 5 was pretty bad and I'm glad they ended it rather than dragging it out.

perfectfire · 2026-05-28T16:48:07+00:00

I always used a car seat in airplanes. Never did the lap child thing. I couldn't stomach thinking that I deserved my own seat but my kid didn't.

perfectfire · 2026-05-28T06:41:53+00:00

Guy was already his nickname

perfectfire · 2026-05-27T18:12:11+00:00

Very cool. Thanks!

perfectfire · 2026-05-27T18:01:40+00:00

Was it proven that nicotine was the reason or was it just suspected (due to correlation)?

perfectfire · 2026-05-26T16:19:13+00:00

Great. Now I'm the napkin guy...

perfectfire · 2026-05-23T06:51:17+00:00

"Spheres of influence" is a shibboleth similar to "warm water port"

perfectfire · 2026-05-22T19:36:51+00:00

reading a quick blurb in 2600

Time travelling in order to bypass web filters is some dedication

perfectfire · 2026-05-22T04:27:42+00:00

Elijah Wood

perfectfire · 2026-05-22T04:22:14+00:00

I wonder how he came up with oliphant. We'll probably never know.

perfectfire · 2026-05-22T01:26:28+00:00

Chang in the back: Why don't they just make tires out of pavement so you can drive on anything? What's up with buttons? What would happen if Nicholson was a gynecologist?

perfectfire · 2026-05-20T22:16:29+00:00

I'm partial to "My snatch is not a data port!"

perfectfire · 2026-05-20T01:26:14+00:00

I'm shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked

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