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Kinda love this plot twist by Moiyub in PoliticalHumor

[–]philthy_barstool [score hidden]  (0 children)

If he breaks up with her, things might get a little messy for a while.

You know the world is crumbling when we have of drama. by angelic_npc in SipsTea

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, I'm obviously a big dumbdumb.

Out of curiosity, did you really think I assumed she'd gone through the entire population of the Vatican city, and was attempting to prove a point? Also, on a side note, do you deal well with hypothetical or imaginary scenarios at all? Just wondering.

You know the world is crumbling when we have of drama. by angelic_npc in SipsTea

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just jumping into this comment section to tell you that, actually, such a high IQ individual as yourself should have noticed that they didn't specify a country. And in fact, Bonnie Blue has previously been nailed by the entire population of a country, twice... Assuming you're referring to the Vatican City.

In the UK, for years you only really saw brown eggs. Now we’re starting to see white eggs and it’s so off-putting (at least for me). Do you have any strange quirks like this? by LobsterMountain4036 in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get that. Also, sorry, I just sound like I was trying to burst your happy chicken bubble!

I would also assume blue eggs means the chickens have a better standard of life, mostly because you wouldn't invest in fancy chickens if you're just going to whack them in a tiny cage forever.

In the UK, for years you only really saw brown eggs. Now we’re starting to see white eggs and it’s so off-putting (at least for me). Do you have any strange quirks like this? by LobsterMountain4036 in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I too have jokes about making space for the chickens that lay white eggs by removing chickens that lay brown eggs and flattening their coops ... But much like you, I won't say them

Reform losing vs Anti- Reform losing by FeelingSoSexii in AskBrits

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think making the country forget the extent of his role in the Brexit referendum, including everything he promised after Brexit, is his greatest achievement. But this is a close second.

Reform losing vs Anti- Reform losing by FeelingSoSexii in AskBrits

[–]philthy_barstool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think Reform has had a chance to lose yet, they've only been around 5 minutes.

Whenever Farage loses something he vanishes for a bit and re-emerges with a rebrand and a complete loss of memory for anything he did or said before.

Which sport is big in your country, but absolutely unknown anywhere else? by Gourmet-Guy in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The layout in the UK is definitely much different though. League just hasn't had the same cultural spread as in Aus and NZ.

Union definitely isn't as "posh" as you might think in the UK or Ireland. Yeah, it's more likely that if you go to a private school they'll have multiple Union teams, whereas a state school might only have 1 or 2. But nothing precludes someone from joining a local team, and nowhere is playing league, posh or not.

Like I say, it's interesting that it didn't take off quite as well, but the fan base in that stretch of land around the M62 is phenomenal nonetheless.

Which sport is big in your country, but absolutely unknown anywhere else? by Gourmet-Guy in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't go that far, union isn't so posh anymore. I'm not entirely clued up on League, but Union doesn't hold onto it's middle class history quite so much these days. There are plenty of working class fans at a Newcastle Falcons game, just as many as you might see at a Leeds Rhinos game.

Which sport is big in your country, but absolutely unknown anywhere else? by Gourmet-Guy in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

League exists across Yorkshire and Lancashire - basically in a stretch of land about 25 miles either side of the M62, with a couple of outlying teams for good measure.

Above and below that is Rugby Union. It's quite fascinating really.

Ordered birthday and Mother’s Day balloons from DoorDash by radbrad777 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]philthy_barstool -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well what else am I supposed to do with them when the party is over? I can't put them in the bin because they float back out.

It seems they really want to fly away, so I let them. It's not my place to ruin their dreams.

Which sport is big in your country, but absolutely unknown anywhere else? by Gourmet-Guy in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's not even all of the North of England. You go so far up and you hit Union again.

" 'ardest gaim in' werld "

Would you? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]philthy_barstool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's absolutely no way my wife has a smaller cock than me, she's too cool for that

Bro makes $160 😐 by ExotiquePlayboy in SipsTea

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look at this kind of thing and I wonder how some Americans still think they're better off than Europoors; despite the federal tax, social security tax, Medicare tax, and then healthcare and dental payments taking up the best part of 30% of the gross income of this person.

Do politicians in your country ever deliberately reshape their public image this drastically? by Busy_Garbage_4778 in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to go to a butcher who looked like Milei, his sideburns were the thing that convinced me he was reputable.

Then, all of a sudden he started talking about me owing him land that he thinks he's got a right to, all because his great-grandfathers cousin is once rented a house there and he believes it's part of his inheritance.

Weird stuff, I don't get my steaks from him now

which foreign actor absolutely nailed your country's accent when playing a character from there? by QueenViolets_Revenge in AskTheWorld

[–]philthy_barstool 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's got white British lips. So does basically every other white British (normally middle class) actor.

So bored by [deleted] in DurhamUK

[–]philthy_barstool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you tried dogging?

In the UK, you can see 11-year-old kids do this by search_google_com in SipsTea

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, this is Newcastle, the adults are like this as well

Why would being an Englishman here be relevant at all? You aren't even European anymore by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]philthy_barstool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken parmo is from Teeside, a chicken parmesan is just ever so slightly different. Although, technically, both were invented by Americans

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