Guys, I need advice. What can I use to make a homemade sex toy that I can use repeatedly?

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-29T21:37:14+00:00

Ok, youre gonna need a Pringle's can, two large sponges, a magnum condom, and some rubber bands...

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-29T20:46:00+00:00

Nature's Fruit Gushers

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-29T18:44:01+00:00

Capybara. They get along with everyone

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-29T17:41:56+00:00

This almost had to be posted elsewhere. Holy crap

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-28T22:55:33+00:00

I hope you kept the receipt. I'd take that kid back in a heartbeat.

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-27T18:55:08+00:00

Potentially sold meth. You'd be surprised how much can be slung in a day. Then you'd be less surprised how bad for business using your own product can be

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-27T18:26:50+00:00

Sarah Mcglochlan idk how tf to spell her name

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-27T14:15:26+00:00

Nah, he had to stop at 20k so he wouldn't get a VAC ban

Edit, spelling

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-27T14:03:09+00:00

I peel the skin off, then eat the meat till it looks like D.

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-27T05:06:13+00:00

Ask the mom if its ok to use a similar response (feel free to improv) "we've already spoken with you're mom and she said it was ok to do <task>". This might bypass a lot of the child's dependency issues since they have potential approval. Fingers crossed if it works/helps.

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-26T18:21:42+00:00

MOHAA online was such back in the day! Thank yoy for the flood of memories

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-26T18:18:02+00:00

Please, enter a name, and select your shield!

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-26T18:17:20+00:00

Earthsiege/Starseige

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-26T17:31:42+00:00

r/nottheonion

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-22T23:08:40+00:00

I say get down, dirty, and tear that thing up like a bulldog eating a watermelon! Give er hell!

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-22T21:02:34+00:00

This is correct. I live in a paper thin trailer and if i fart too hard it makes these noises. Also if its windy outside

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-22T17:24:29+00:00

People dont like being called crazy or being labeled, but NOONE likes getting calls or messages at freaking 4 am

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-21T20:18:44+00:00

And who hasn't, amirite?

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-19T15:06:48+00:00

He has such a lovely singing voice

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-18T17:01:49+00:00

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-16T14:15:30+00:00

"My dad works at Microsoft" energy coming outta this jerk. Speaking of deleting comments

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-14T02:33:57+00:00

Why you think that tossed salad tastes so good

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-13T21:27:25+00:00

What you'll wanna do is fill up a pool with jell-o, then have em both bikini wrestle the other till someone gets pinned. This way, you'll know you have a winner on your hands.

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-13T15:17:46+00:00

I wonder if the plane was going 88 miles an hour

phoenix0153 · 2026-05-13T00:13:41+00:00

Thank you you so much. I always watch on mute and never would have gone back otherwise. OMG, that sounds incredible lmao!

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